7 definitions by El Dollar

deuptie

Lesbian. Origination: Seattle. Code word: Lesbian...

Karla leaned over and said to Amy, "She's hot. Do you think she's a deuptie? I hope so!"

by El Dollar November 23, 2007

Internetamine

Sharing the same family as methamphetamine and other highly addictive drugs, internetamine acts by increasing levels of norepinephrine, serotonin, and dopamine in the brain while at the same time drastically reducing physical activity in the user. Commonly found in every American household and spreading throughout the world at an alarming rate.

Dude, I am heading back to detox again. I can't Just Say No to the Internetamine. It is everywhere I turn and everyone is doing it.

by El Dollar August 12, 2008

Assheckler

Someone who is really into anything anal related and refuses to stop heckling his/her partner for unfettered access to the backdoor.

Dick: "Come on, girl just let me have a piece of that sweet ass--it's so perfect!!"
Jane: "Don't touch my booty, it's not the thing to do."
Dick: "Just let me get in there a little bit, girl. We can go slow."
Jane: "Back off, you damned Assheckler!!!"

by El Dollar March 27, 2015

Crack Computer

An electronic device that was designed by the same folks who brought us crack cocaine. This highly addictive piece of equipment is capable of draining you of all productivity and turning your friends into zombies. Say NO to Crack Computer.

I have tried to kick my Crack Computer habit but I am hooked. I cannot do ANYTHING without it.

by El Dollar August 12, 2008

Drunkiscoping

While intoxicated, using the Periscope application to broadcast your altered state to the entire world. Similar to DrunkenFaceTiming, drunk dialing, or drunk sexting, but often worse due to the fact that anyone with a cell phone can watch and mock you.

This morning I realized I was drunkiscoping for hours last night.

by El Dollar June 22, 2015

Kahkaah

An urgent call of avian origin initially used strictly by winged creatures, the word has been adopted by certain humans as a most rudimentary form of communication.

Neighbor 1: “Kahkaah!!”
Neighbor 2: “Kahkaah!!”
Neighbor 1: “Oh hey, wanna have a drink?”
Neighbor 2: “Kahkaah!!”
Neighbor 1: “Kahkaah!!”
Neighbor 2: “Kahkaah!!”

by El Dollar June 8, 2021

choderboat

Similar to a motorboat, a choderboat is when a woman buries her mouth in a male chode and exhales while simulating the sound of a boat engine while rapidly shaking her head from side to side.

Last night when your girlfriend was blacked out, she gave me a choderboat for 20 minutes before she passed out.

by El Dollar June 13, 2007