Definitions by El Dollar

Kahkaah 

An urgent call of avian origin initially used strictly by winged creatures, the word has been adopted by certain humans as a most rudimentary form of communication.

Neighbor 1: “Kahkaah!!”
Neighbor 2: “Kahkaah!!”
Neighbor 1: “Oh hey, wanna have a drink?”
Neighbor 2: “Kahkaah!!”
Neighbor 1: “Kahkaah!!”
Neighbor 2: “Kahkaah!!”

Kahkaah by El Dollar June 8, 2021

Drunkiscoping 

While intoxicated, using the Periscope application to broadcast your altered state to the entire world. Similar to DrunkenFaceTiming, drunk dialing, or drunk sexting, but often worse due to the fact that anyone with a cell phone can watch and mock you.

This morning I realized I was drunkiscoping for hours last night.

Drunkiscoping by El Dollar June 30, 2015

Assheckler 

Someone who is really into anything anal related and refuses to stop heckling his/her partner for unfettered access to the backdoor.

Dick: "Come on, girl just let me have a piece of that sweet ass--it's so perfect!!"
Jane: "Don't touch my booty, it's not the thing to do."
Dick: "Just let me get in there a little bit, girl. We can go slow."
Jane: "Back off, you damned Assheckler!!!"

Assheckler by El Dollar March 29, 2015

Internetamine 

Sharing the same family as methamphetamine and other highly addictive drugs, internetamine acts by increasing levels of norepinephrine, serotonin, and dopamine in the brain while at the same time drastically reducing physical activity in the user. Commonly found in every American household and spreading throughout the world at an alarming rate.

Dude, I am heading back to detox again. I can't Just Say No to the Internetamine. It is everywhere I turn and everyone is doing it.

Internetamine by El Dollar October 7, 2008

Crack Computer 

An electronic device that was designed by the same folks who brought us crack cocaine. This highly addictive piece of equipment is capable of draining you of all productivity and turning your friends into zombies. Say NO to Crack Computer.

I have tried to kick my Crack Computer habit but I am hooked. I cannot do ANYTHING without it.

Crack Computer by El Dollar October 7, 2008

deuptie 

Lesbian. Origination: Seattle. Code word: Lesbian...

Karla leaned over and said to Amy, "She's hot. Do you think she's a deuptie? I hope so!"

deuptie by El Dollar December 25, 2007

choderboat 

Similar to a motorboat, a choderboat is when a woman buries her mouth in a male chode and exhales while simulating the sound of a boat engine while rapidly shaking her head from side to side.

Last night when your girlfriend was blacked out, she gave me a choderboat for 20 minutes before she passed out.

choderboat by El Dollar July 9, 2007