Definitions by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair 

The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.

Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.

Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.

Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

I Need A Rap 

A phrase used by people that hate Chav Music. It means I need a shit. The main few phrases used to mean the same thing are I need a rap, I need a rave. I need a gangsta rap, I need an R&B, I need a clubland, I need a hip-hop, and I need a pop. They originate from the phrase I need a Chav Music.

Dad: Shall we go to ADSA then Flonkule to see Daniel the Spacker?

Flonkule: Yeah one sec, I need a rap.

I Need A Rap by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 19, 2009

Pork Scotch Keys 

A huge set of keys that make someone that is truly as important as a little fat security guard look as important as they actually are. Never seen without the holder wearing some Pork Scotch Shades and a gay Dickurity Guard uniform.

Flonkule: Hi Dad, I see the Scotcher is here.

Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.

Pork Scotch Keys by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 18, 2009

Nuts 

A word yelled by the rude nig nog woman at Willo's Party, pronounced wrongly as "Hhnaats!" She would only say it about every two minutes when she's eaten all of her nog nuts and when not yelling "Freed!" Willo would then kindly feed the Nogger it's elephant food while it was yelling "oo, oo, ee, ah!" The chimp would not give any of it's masses of food to it's husband, "Cleveland."

Nog: Me eaten de five handred pound o' hhnaats mon.

HHHHHHHNNAAAATS!!!!

Willo: Here's your nuts.

Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only

me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp

food Mon!

Nuts by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 7, 2009

Fried Chickon

Another adition to the menu of Chimp Food. A favourite to all Nogs around the world. This food will never be consumed by a Nog without a side of "Hhhhhhhhhhhrrrice and Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Pork Scotch: Hi Nogtard, would you like to come to my barbeque later?

Nogtard: Hwill dare be Fried Chickon?

Pork Scotch: Yeah.

Nogtard: Hhhrice and Peeeaaa?

Pork Scotch: No.

Nogtard: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!

Fried Chickon by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 6, 2009

Nogger Menu 

A small selection of food consumed by Noggers. This menu consists of:

Hhhhhrice,

Peeeaaaa, and

Fried Cickon.

Neither of these will be eaten without each other on a nog plate.

Nog: Me Hhwanta Hhhrrrice and Peeeaaa.

Waitor: Yes Mr. Ape. Back in a second.

Waitor (Back from the kitchen): Here you are sir.

Nog: Hhhhhwere's da resta me peeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa!

Waitor: I just gave it you. You asked for rice and pea, Not rice and peeeaaas.

Nog: Me gotta me hhhhrice, now me wanta me peeeeeeaaaaaa, mon!

Waitor: That is a pea.

Nog: What about me fried Chickon, Mon?!

Waitor: Your what?

Nog: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!

Waitor: This is a menu, not a Nogger Menu!

Nogger Menu by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 6, 2009

Pork Scotch Talent 

The amazing ability of Pork Scotch's to bore you to bloody death just by saying "hello" to you. If he ever sees that you are in his boring presence you must escape it immediately because if the boring, gay twat so much as looks you in the eye, you will drop to the floor and fall into a deep sleep. He has entered many talent shows and the reason he didn't win was because he knocked out all the judges when he got on the stage and said "Hello there I'm Max" while wearing his shades that make him look important. He thinks he knocks all the ladies out because he's 'drop dead gorgeous'.

Pork Scotch: Hello Alex.

Me: Please don't use the Pork Scotch Talent on me!

Pork Scotch: What Talent? I don't recall any Tal...

Me (snoring): snaaaaaagggghhhhh, wwwwhhhoooooo.

Pork Scotch Talent by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 28, 2009