Maltby Lorry

A place two streets down where Pork Scotch's cones are hidden from him. This lorry never seems to move and neither does the stolen cone.
PORK SCOTCH: Where's my cone? I bet a bloody nigger's stolen it. Wait. What's that on the back of the Maltby Lorry? It's my cone! Who put it there?
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Nogtard's Bog

A suprisingly clean white shitter found outside the House of Tard.
Dad: LOOK! Theres a bog outside Nogtard's house!

Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!
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Vanilla

Nogtard's most eaten Ice Cream. He buys it because it's shit, therefore cheap, so you get more for your money.
Dad: Eatin' ice cream then?

Nogtard: Yeah, it's vanilla. It tastes horrible but you get more.
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Freed

What a rude Nignog woman used to say at a party when she had ran out of bacardi and coke. She would say this so the birthday guy Fred would fill her up. All she brought was 1 can of coke and made us all supply all the bacardi.
NIGNOG WOMAN: Me ran out of bacardi and coke mon. FREED!
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Fried Chickon

Another adition to the menu of Chimp Food. A favourite to all Nogs around the world. This food will never be consumed by a Nog without a side of "Hhhhhhhhhhhrrrice and Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Pork Scotch: Hi Nogtard, would you like to come to my barbeque later?

Nogtard: Hwill dare be Fried Chickon?

Pork Scotch: Yeah.

Nogtard: Hhhrice and Peeeaaa?

Pork Scotch: No.

Nogtard: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!
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Thurza

A silly old woman with rabbit teeth that wears boring clothes and always shouts at her husband for getting more birthday cards then her. When we go and visit grandad Payter, Thurza doesn't sit at the table for dinner and it's just me, dad and grandad Payter that sit there even though there's four seats. We think he has told her that she's not family so she doesn't sit at the table when we're there. When they come to pick me and dad up she's always in the car when it's only a five minute journey. She wont say a word to you until, "Dinners on the table." She keeps getting told off by Payter for spilling food all over the table cloth while dishing our dinner out. The time she will most likely yell "PAYTER!!!" is when he talks about blacks and refers to them as "Wogs."
Mrs Rabbit: I'll come along for the ride Payter.

Payter: You don't have to bother Thurza.

Mrs Rabbit: I said! I'll come along! A for the ride PAYTER!
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Asda Toilets

A place many feel sorry for because it repeatedly gets filled with Hill Biscuits by Hooligans. These Hooligans also tend to dump on the shitty Hill Biscuits and not flush.
DAD: What have you been doing lately?

MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.
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