I have quite the bellend blend going on down there. I hope she doesn’t mind.
I found his bellend blend to be one of the more savory of the knob cheeses that I have experienced.
I found his bellend blend to be one of the more savory of the knob cheeses that I have experienced.
by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018
The wash of shame refers to a situation in which a person must repeatedly wash and scrub their face, hands, fingers, genitals or any other body part or oriface used during sexual activity with someone that is dirty, nasty, unkept and just has raunchy smelling privates. The smell may be filthy body odor, smegma, or caused by infection. The wash of shame often occurs the morning after a night out at a bar, nightclub, or party. People undertaking the wash of shame have spent time with a sexual partner on a one-night stand, an office party fling, a parking lot quickie, a hotel romp or other sexual activity that rendered one or more body parts reeking of rancid odor akin to ground fish with onions, sour sausage with ripe cheese or just plain sour ass. The wash of shame is most noted by the fact that it often takes multiple washes and scrubs to minimize and reduce the presence of the stank and causes repeated feelings of remorse and regret.
Justin hung out wth his co-worker Jane after the office holiday party. After drinking more at a local bar, they went to Justin's car where he gave her a quick finger bang. The smell of dirty hot ass filled the car along with the sound of stirring mac n cheese as he fingered her love box. Justin spent the rest of the night at home doing the wash of shame. It took a gallon of bleach to clean the smell from his fingers and the feelings of regret caused pre-Monday return to work anxiety.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2015
One's preferred hand for masturbation. The dominant hand always used to self gratify. The other one just doesn't feel quite right.
by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2017
A girl or guy, your preference, that settles you into a steady monogamous relationship and you stop fucking everyone else other than them.
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018
Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.
Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.
She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.
I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.
She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.
I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
Carl: I made the old lady squirm last night.
Roger: How so?
Carl: Gave her two fingers knuckle deep in the pork ring.
Roger: How so?
Carl: Gave her two fingers knuckle deep in the pork ring.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2016
Indoctrination of how to pleasure your cock. Incockrination is the act of grooming and teaching your girl in the art of how to properly pleasure your cock by doing the things you want and like the most.
I can see I have some work cut out for me. Rachel can’t suck a dick for shit so I’m going to have to incockrinate her.
It took about two months of incockrination but when I get home from work Rachel is on her knees and ready to please.
It took about two months of incockrination but when I get home from work Rachel is on her knees and ready to please.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018