Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A highly pleasurable sexual activity whereby a large female with engorged, sausage fingers gives you a vigorous ball sack massage using Ben Gay or Icy Hot.
I picked up that fat, ginger prostitute this week and she gave me a peppermint Pati in the backseat of my car. My sack is sill on fire.
I love Cindy’s sausage fingers. They cup my sack perfectly for a hot peppermint Pati.
I love Cindy’s sausage fingers. They cup my sack perfectly for a hot peppermint Pati.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2017
Get the Peppermint Patimug. She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.
She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.
As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.
She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.
As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.
by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
Get the Pork Ribbonsmug. Imma eat me some Vanilla viddles tonight.
She pulled them lips apart and fed me the sweetest vanilla viddles.
She pulled them lips apart and fed me the sweetest vanilla viddles.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Get the Vanilla Viddlesmug. A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.
Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
Get the Cream of Mushroommug. Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.
Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2015
Get the Crimp Cablemug. To frig the bean aka clitoris until it cums and better yet, squirts and soaks. Also applies to someone rubbing the clit and lending a helping hand.
I plan to drain the bean tonight. I’m so horny.
I love to use my new vibrator and drain the bean.
Rachel came several times last night when I gave her a hand to drain the bean.
I love to use my new vibrator and drain the bean.
Rachel came several times last night when I gave her a hand to drain the bean.
by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018
Get the Drain the Beanmug. A condition involving the feces of a habitual, binge drinker. Dry Logging results from dehydration from too much alcohol causing the drinker's feces to be come rigid and crusty and sometimes even rough. Dry Loggers often create worse conditions like trucker's knuckles or tear an anal fissure.
Jim is a weekend warrior. He starts partying at 5:00 p.m. on Fridays and doesn't stop until Sunday evening. All of his rowdy drinking dehydrates him. Despite is water intake, it can't keep up with the booze and he always winds up Dry Logging at the office on Monday morning.
Sandy: What is the sound? It sounds like someone straining and then whimpering. Is there a hurt animal in the parking lot?
Receptionist: No. No animal. It's Jim from the Business Office. He's Dry Logging the executive washroom. He does it every Monday before Mr. Brandt arrives.
Sandy: Sounds painful.
Receptionist: Yes. I heard a couple months ago he ripped an anal fissure. Guess he was out a few days.
Sandy: What is the sound? It sounds like someone straining and then whimpering. Is there a hurt animal in the parking lot?
Receptionist: No. No animal. It's Jim from the Business Office. He's Dry Logging the executive washroom. He does it every Monday before Mr. Brandt arrives.
Sandy: Sounds painful.
Receptionist: Yes. I heard a couple months ago he ripped an anal fissure. Guess he was out a few days.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
Get the Dry Loggingmug.