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When two lesbians, both suffering from sexually transmitted disease, lock up in a hot, wet, thigh sticking scissor. See green beaned.
by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2015
Get the Green Bean Casserole mug.To Crack A Roll means to have such a nasty, dirty ass from a wet, explosive shart or otherwise toothpaste turd that one uses one full roll of toitet paper and is required to crack open a second roll just to complete the clean up process.
While a big fan of Mexican food, Harold finally determined that it was time to modify his diet and intake because his explosive sharts were getting so messy that he was always having to Crack A Roll.
by Eaton Holgoode March 4, 2014
Get the Crack A Roll mug.I don’t know what I ate but something made me start squirt’n dirt. It hasn’t stopped.
What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.
I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.
What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.
I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
Get the Squirt’n Dirt mug.When your partner buries their face deep between your butt cheeks and provides an air tight seal of their lips around your anus and they begin to feverishly tongue the sphincter while humming their favorite song. The feeling is truly heavenly.
Rachel gave me a reach around last night while doing an angel’s kiss to some Taylor Swift. It was pure heaven. She had a suction hold on my fartbox like a leech.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018
Get the Angel’s Kiss mug.I buried my face in her mounds of joy.
She took off her top and her mounds of joy were busting from her bra.
Your mum has some incredible mounds of joy.
I latched onto her mounds of joy and suckled like a newborn.
She took off her top and her mounds of joy were busting from her bra.
Your mum has some incredible mounds of joy.
I latched onto her mounds of joy and suckled like a newborn.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
Get the Mounds of Joy mug.Creating that creamy viscous of semen, vaginal juices and sexual lubricants during sexual intercouse.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
Get the Makin’ Butter mug.He tore my house up with his pleasure hammer.
He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.
He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017
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