Eaton Holgoode's definitions
An explosive case of the shits that blasts water and liquid shit up the sides of the bowl like a mushroom cloud and leaves the depositor’s o-ring burning like a seared piece of meat.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
Get the Nuclear Wastemug. Underwear worn more than a 24 hour period of time by either a male or female. Underwear become Grunders after they are worn more than 24 hours or they are soiled and stained from urinary or anal leakage. The hallmark of turning your undies in to Grunders are those that are accentuated by skids and skid marks and mud marks.
Leroy was so behind in his laundry that he ran out of underwear. He ended up wearing the same pair for over two days. He finally did a load of whites after dropping skid marks in his Grunders.
by Eaton Holgoode August 28, 2013
Get the Grundersmug. That dull ache and soreness that one gets in the jaw after performing a marathon pussy eating session.
I went down on Rachel last night and tongue punched her box for two hours. It was some good eats but now I got poon jaw.
I got poon jaw from working your mom last night.
Kara and Rene locked in a Hot scissor followed by hours of oral. They both woke in the morning finding it difficult to speak due to poon jaw.
I got poon jaw from working your mom last night.
Kara and Rene locked in a Hot scissor followed by hours of oral. They both woke in the morning finding it difficult to speak due to poon jaw.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
Get the Poon Jawmug. When you are getting a sloppy, gum job from a relatively toothless prostitute with meth mouth and the vigorous action pops loose one her her last remaining molars.
I was getting a hot gummy in the alley behind the office from that filthy meth whore but ended up an extraction gummy. I started skull fucking her and the next thing I know a tooth was on the ground.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
Get the Extraction Gummymug. An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.
Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.
by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015
Get the Walrus Jobmug. by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Soft Knobbermug. by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017
Get the Brown Tippermug.