Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Trouser Thumb
When your soft, flaccid penis becomes openly exposed from under your boxers while sitting on the couch.
Roger was enjoying the football game when his wife's friend walked into the room and keenly spotted Roger sporting his Trouser Thumb.
Trouser Thumb by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2013
The Flaccid Joey
The act of being Joey Jabbed by someone with a flaccid penis. The Flaccid Joey is much more versitle in delivering the Joey Jab whether it is intentional or unintentional.
While at work, Wanda stopped by the break room and bent over to pick up a quarter that someone had dropped. Roger saw this as an opportunity to give her The Flaccid Joey and briskly walked past her.
The Flaccid Joey by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2013
Jiggling Jim
A term that applies to males that fail to follow basic sanitary hygiene after the act of urination. A male is a "Jiggling Jim” when he urinates, holds and shakes his member (some shake multiple times) then simply zips up and leaves the restroom failing to wash their hands. This is why you should always wash your hands because there may have been several “Jiggling Jims” before you.
Carl: You know that new guy over at the electronics company?
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.
Jiggling Jim by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2013
Gak Sak
Similar to the Gak Towel and Doddle Rag. However, a Gak Sak is when a tube or dress sock is used during male masterbation to reduce the amount of spunk mess and limit the required clean up time. The Gak Sak is great for quick wanks on the go. The Gak Sak is placed over the penis and gratification is achieved through the individual's desired stroking action. Upon ejaculatory release, the sock, which is functioning as a receptical sack for the spunk, neatly and conveniently contains the spooge inside avoiding a sticky mess and/or spooge-spackled belly button. Gak Saks may be, but do not require, cleaned after each use. However, most users of the Gak Sak use it over and over again without laundering. This creates a stiff, rigid material over time which they can stand in a corner and show friends who generally admire with awe the achievement of Gak Sak Stiffness. Eventually, the Gak Sak must be laundered or disposed due to discomfort during use when becoming too rigid.
Herschel was an avid viewer of online porn, but found that his masterbatory spunk was creating a sticky, spunk residue on his keyboard and was taking him way to long to clean up between jerk sessions. To avoid a spunky mess and maximize his wank time, he engaged the use of a Gak Sak with one of his tube socks. After repeated use, Herschel was able to stand it next to his computer for quick access. His friends were amazed.
Gak Sak by Eaton Holgoode August 28, 2013
Grunders
Underwear worn more than a 24 hour period of time by either a male or female. Underwear become Grunders after they are worn more than 24 hours or they are soiled and stained from urinary or anal leakage. The hallmark of turning your undies in to Grunders are those that are accentuated by skids and skid marks and mud marks.
Leroy was so behind in his laundry that he ran out of underwear. He ended up wearing the same pair for over two days. He finally did a load of whites after dropping skid marks in his Grunders.
Grunders by Eaton Holgoode August 28, 2013
Louisiana Tail Drop
The failed attempt to make a proper landing on the toilet seat otherwise known as the landing zone and the bowels are released short of the rim leaving excrement all over the stool and floor. The Louisiana Tail Drop is experienced during explosive diarrhea brought on by too many Cajun style shrimp, oysters and red beans and rice. The condition appears out of nowhere and is accompanied by gut wrenching and imminent sphinctergeddon. In all cases, the onset occurs when one is the furthest from the nearest rest room facility. Due to the intense pressure, simultaneous ass clenching and efforts to remove one's pants and grunders in time, the distance to the bowl is misjudged and the assplosion occurs short of the rim leaving ass gravy.
During a high profile case, attorney Dick Short of the firm Short, Course and Kirley suffered from an unexpected shart attack brought on by his lunch that day at the Rajun Cajun Restaurant. He made a prompt courtroom exit during a five minute recess to relieve his bowels; however he misjudged the distance to the bowl as he was coming in for release and ended up doing Louisiana Tail Drop. While relieved, the mess and the stench caused the court to evacuate and recess for the remainder of the day.
Louisiana Tail Drop by Eaton Holgoode August 26, 2013
UD Douche Editor
UD editors that reject legitimate slang terms posted in compliance with all UD guidelines for no other reason then they are complete Douche Bags!
UD Douche Editor by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2013