Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Boiled Ham Dinner

When you eat out your wife or girlfriend's hot, juicy, sweaty and mungy ass after she's been seated at an outdoor event in a hot stadium seat for a few hours. Very popular during the summer baseball season.

After another great Cardinals victory on a hot July day, Frank got his wife back home right after the game and she fed him a juicy boiled ham dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

Brown-Balled

Ass fucked. Literally or figuratively.

Peter brown-balled me good last night. I’m still gaping.

The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Hard Park

A discreet, secret location for sexual play and activity known only by a few select participants.

Meet me at hard park in 20 minutes.

I'll be there.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Lace Around The Panties

A discreet and alternative way to describe a very effeminate male.

Charles: What's up bro!!! Have you met the new dude in the shipping department?
Conrad: Yea brahhh!! Not sure about that guy.
Charles: He seems ok. He's just Lace Around The Panties.
Conrad: Ya got dat straight!!!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

Glazed Peach

A glistening, wet pussy aka a Peach. One that's moist from sexual stimulation.

I got home tonight and found my girl in bed with a glazed peach.

by Eaton Holgoode May 02, 2016

Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.

I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.

by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018