Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Musky Pug

The pug faced look your girl has after she comes up for air after eating your ass and well....things aren’t as tidy and clean down there as she might have hoped before embarking upon her venture.

Rachel had the musky pug last night. I hadn’t showered for over a week.

Musky Pug by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Pop the Grapes 

Bust a nut. Blow some rope. Spew the goo.

She was riding me cowgirl and it took about 5 minutes to pop the grapes.

I rubbed one out last night. I needed to pop the grapes.

Pop the Grapes by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Alabama Tube Sock 

When you prolapse your relative’s anus, usually an immediate family member or cousin, during vigorous anal sex and drop the off at the nearest ER with their rectum dangling like a tube sock.

I did the dirty deed with my sister last night and gave her an Alabama Tube Sock. I don’t know if the doctor got it back in or not I haven’t seen her. I been with my cousin all night.

Alabama Tube Sock by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

Pencil Cheese 

Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.

I pulled back my foreskin and spotted a motherload of pencil cheese.

Pencil Cheese by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

Knobdale Stache

When your dick is thick with smegma aka knobdale and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving her with a cheesy, odiferous Sanchez style stache aka mustache.

Rachel was getting a little mouthy about me playing videos all day and needing to get a job so I have her a knobdale stache. She’s still trying to get the stuff off her lip.

Knobdale Stache by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

Rubterial 

“Material” used to enhance the enjoyment of rubbing one out. May be old fashioned porn mags, online porn, pics/images or just a good old filthy, vivid imagination aka spank bank.

I racked up an online porn Bill this month. I need to cut back on the costly rubterial and just scroll though instagram.

I used photos of the milf next door for rubterial.

Rubterial by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2018

Rub My Kitty 

What she says when she wants a little love action on that pussy.

Rachel: Please come home. I need you to rub my kitty.

Roger: On my way!

Rub My Kitty by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2018