The most satisfying wipe job performed for rectal cleansing post defecation. To dry wipe, one pinches a clean turd and the subsequent wiping of the ass results in the toilet paper being clean and "dry" and free of any fecal remnants.
Roger was already running late for work but he felt the urge to take a dump before embarking upon his long commute to the office. Fortunately for Roger and his high fiber diet, he was able to pinch off a clean loaf and was able to dry wipe thus saving him valuable time.
by Eaton Holgoode August 19, 2015
When your girl goes down on you and you surprise her with taint musk after several days of no ball washing. She promptly pulls up with a Trump Pucker face like she just sucked a hot, spicy sour pickle.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017
Female masturbation. May also refer to two females that mutually fap each other to organic bliss or grind their beans in a hot, wet scissor.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
An individual that has not mastered the art of giving the perfect hand job. One that tugs way too hard and way to tight making what should be a pleasurable, orgasmic handy feel like one's cock is being dismembered from their pubic region.
Hey braaaahhh. Sheila offered to give me a handy if I meet her in the study room at the library. I'm heading there right now. Come watch.
No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
by Eaton Holgoode October 27, 2015
That soft popping, flesh smacking sound made from skin to skin slapping during doggie style intercourse.
I could hear soft poppin’ coming from my roommates bedroom so I knew he was hitting some chick from behind.
I love the sound of soft poppin’ when watching amateur porn.
I love the sound of soft poppin’ when watching amateur porn.
by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018
My boyfriend’s onion sak fucking stinks.
I just worked out for an hour and now I got onion sak.
Whew I just scratched my ballz and my fingers smell of onion sak.
I just worked out for an hour and now I got onion sak.
Whew I just scratched my ballz and my fingers smell of onion sak.
by Eaton Holgoode December 29, 2017
Her pud mud is extra runny tonight.
I got skunk junk from this pud mud.
He was really fillthy. I had the thickest pud mud when I was done. But hey...a hole is a hole.
I got skunk junk from this pud mud.
He was really fillthy. I had the thickest pud mud when I was done. But hey...a hole is a hole.
by Eaton Holgoode May 02, 2018