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When your girl rubs her post coital cum and juice filled pussy all up and down your chest leaving a wet, shimmering trail of love juices.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Get the Squim Trail mug.When a female is horny and is almost always DTF and in an extreme state of sexual arousal marked by copious amounts of vaginal wetness. A complete state of wetness.
by Eaton Holgoode January 4, 2016
Get the Inwettedness mug.by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
Get the Drop Vein mug.When someone's breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing Certs Mint Candy, their breath still reeks like shit.
Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode July 1, 2009
Get the Shit Cert mug.When a fat girl gives you a double fisted twisting hand job until you nut all over them sausage fingers.
I took that girl home from the bar last night. You mean that fat chick? Yea braaaaahhh. She gave me the best pork Twister I’ve had yet.
by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018
Get the Pork Twister mug.An inordinately girthy and long penis. Typically that of the porn star variety and not your average male. Induces watery eyes, gagging and lots of saliva when orally copulated.
When me whipped out his gagmeat I could barely fit it in my mouth.
Braaaaaahhh. Your mom told me she's ready for some gagmeat.
The first time Rachel experience giving head to a dude with gagmeat, he eyes watered.
Braaaaaahhh. Your mom told me she's ready for some gagmeat.
The first time Rachel experience giving head to a dude with gagmeat, he eyes watered.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017
Get the Gagmeat mug.The squirting ejaculate of an extremely obese female. Usually expelled in copious, sheet and carpet soaking amounts.
I took that fat chick home last night and banged her so hard she soaked my bed in Buffalo milk.
She squatted her big fat meat curtains over my face and flicked her bean until she unleashed her buffalo milk all over my face.
She squatted her big fat meat curtains over my face and flicked her bean until she unleashed her buffalo milk all over my face.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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