Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Cheese Peel 

When one pulls down the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to reveal an inordinate amount of smegma around the glans.

I was going to give Frank a blowie last night but I threw up on my mouth a little bit when I pulled his cock and did a cheese peel. Needless to say that did not go in my mouth. He settled for a frothy handy instead.

Cheese Peel by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Hard Park

A discreet, secret location for sexual play and activity known only by a few select participants.

Meet me at hard park in 20 minutes.

I'll be there.

Hard Park by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Dump Pump 

When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.

Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.

Dump Pump by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Flegging 

When a woman takes her husband's or boyfriend's Fleshlight and then uses it in reverse to do little pegging action on his submissive ass. Not recommended for dry cracked action. Generous lube is required.

After watching her sissy boy husband wank with his fleshlight, Carla made him get on all fours and started Flegging his hungry bottom.

Flegging by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Wet Whiskers 

When a male's mustache and/or beard becomes sloppy wet with vaginal or booty juice during the performance of oral sex. So wet a gak towel or doddle tag is required for wiping off of the facial area.

Carl loves fat girls because they get super moist during oral sex and he loves getting wet whiskers.

Wet Whiskers by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016

Like a Puppet 

A reference to a finger banging or a fisting (of any orifice) that is so deeply penetrating and so vigorous that it's akin to working a ventriloquist doll or similar hand puppet.

Roger fisted his neighbor like a puppet.

How was your date last night braaaahhh?
Worked her over like a puppet brother.

Breath deep baby. I'm going full fist. Gonna work that booty like a puppet.

Like a Puppet by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016

Goproscopy 

When you shove a GoPro camera up your partner's ass and broadcast the adventure on social media.

Carl went deep in his wife with a Goproscopy.

Goproscopy by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016