Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Peach Brillo

A perfect vagina aka peach with a small, but bushy, tuft of hair above the clitoral area. Somewhat coarse and Brillo like.

I ate Stephanie’s juicy little peach last night and my nose was buried deep in her fragrant peach brillo.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Nug Job

The vigorous tugging and pulling of a male’s nuts and nut sack during a sloppy wet blow job.

Braaaaahhh pick up that ginger prostitute. Not only will she slob your knob for $5 but she’ll nug job you as well.

Candy gave me a nug job last night. My damn nuts hurt today broooohhh.

Your mom gives the best nug jobs.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

Pink Nub

A short, fat, flaccid penis.

Roger turned on some porn and worked his pink nub into a full on chub for a quick wank.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Steam Drop

When you sneak into the bathroom and take a wicked foul shit while a friend, housemate or family member is taking a hot, steamy shower. Upon dropping the aromatic deuce, do not flush and leave. The aromatic vapors will begin to permeate the shower steam rendering the showerer unable to escape the vile and putrid stench.

Roger returned to the dorm after class and found his dorm mate showering. Knowing he had pinned up quite the rancid beer shit from the party the night before, Roger did a steam drop. Within a few minutes, Roger could her cursing and violent retching from the restroom.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015

Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.

Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015

Gentleman’s Release

The release of loud flatulence while urinating.

The old guy at the urinal had no qualms with a gentleman’s release. It was loud and repugnant.

I did a gentleman’s release earlier and I’m thinking now it may have been a little wet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Monkey Pick

Picking and scratching at your asshole with your index finger whilst jumping up and down yelling “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”

My uncle Carl was doing the monkey pick in the back yard.

I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.

The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018