A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.
Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish.
by Eaton Holgoode May 18, 2015
Jim: What's up Roger? Want to go drinking tonight?
Roger: Can't tonight Bro. Got plans.
Jim: What plans?
Roger: Heading straight home tonight and do a little flickin' on Momma's Bean.
Jim: Engorge it Brahhhh! Engorge it!
Roger: Can't tonight Bro. Got plans.
Jim: What plans?
Roger: Heading straight home tonight and do a little flickin' on Momma's Bean.
Jim: Engorge it Brahhhh! Engorge it!
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015
Needle Punch is a reference to Vaginal or anal sexual intercourse. To Needle Punch, a male (giver) vigorously and repetitiously withdraws the full length of their shaft and the penile glans with each stroke and punches and thrusts the cock back into the orifice of their male or female lover (receiver). Needle Punch requires an extremely rigid, turgid and non-floppy cock and an extremely wet and gaping recipient. Needle Punching is very popular for its ability to sustain feelings of repeated plundering and violation during anal sex. Also known to induce squirting when performed vaginally.
Dana loved to be violated anally by her boyfriend. She loved nothing more than to have her rectum pillaged all night and for Carl to Needle Punch her brown button over and over. The feeling of being rectally violated turned her on immensely.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2015
When one's grundle becomes sweaty and takes on a vinegar and oniony type smell. Not easily masked and very noticeable even though clothing. Transfers easily to the fingers and under the nail when itchy and scratched.
Is someone here eating pickled onions? That's very pungent.
Sorry no. It's my grunion patch. I have been working in the yard and sweating all day. Here, is this what you smell ( scratches grundle and then puts finger under nose).
Good goards man that's f***ing ripe. Go shower now and scrub that hand.
Sorry no. It's my grunion patch. I have been working in the yard and sweating all day. Here, is this what you smell ( scratches grundle and then puts finger under nose).
Good goards man that's f***ing ripe. Go shower now and scrub that hand.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2015
Alright mutha fuckers who busted cheese? Nasty ass.
I just busted cheese in here so watch out. It’s thick.
This car reeks of busted cheese. So gross.
I just busted cheese in here so watch out. It’s thick.
This car reeks of busted cheese. So gross.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
When you are finger banging the old lady and you sneak your pinkie finger tween her ass cheeks and tickle in and/or around her fart box. Usually performed along with oral sex but not always.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
The failed attempt to make a proper landing on the toilet seat otherwise known as the landing zone and the bowels are released short of the rim leaving excrement all over the stool and floor. The Louisiana Tail Drop is experienced during explosive diarrhea brought on by too many Cajun style shrimp, oysters and red beans and rice. The condition appears out of nowhere and is accompanied by gut wrenching and imminent sphinctergeddon. In all cases, the onset occurs when one is the furthest from the nearest rest room facility. Due to the intense pressure, simultaneous ass clenching and efforts to remove one's pants and grunders in time, the distance to the bowl is misjudged and the assplosion occurs short of the rim leaving ass gravy.
During a high profile case, attorney Dick Short of the firm Short, Course and Kirley suffered from an unexpected shart attack brought on by his lunch that day at the Rajun Cajun Restaurant. He made a prompt courtroom exit during a five minute recess to relieve his bowels; however he misjudged the distance to the bowl as he was coming in for release and ended up doing Louisiana Tail Drop. While relieved, the mess and the stench caused the court to evacuate and recess for the remainder of the day.
by Eaton Holgoode July 16, 2013