Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Prime Lips
The gold star standard of female vaginas. A perfectly manicured and tended garden. Fragrant and delecate. The perfect balance of taste, smell and appearance.
Prime Lips by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Dirt Bucket
Frank drilled my dirt bucket last night. I can't shit today.
Someone emptied their dirt bucket in that bathroom. It's bad.
Someone emptied their dirt bucket in that bathroom. It's bad.
Dirt Bucket by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Smother Play
Fetish sexual play whereby a female mounts their partner (M or F) and envelopes their partner's face, nose and mouth with her vagina. This smothering act is accompanied by vigorous face riding and induced oxygen deprivation for their partner. The face is ridden until the partner taps out or muffles out their chosen safe word.
Rachel and Frank are into some kink. Her extra pounds comes in handy when they smother play. He almost passed out last time before tapping out.
Smother Play by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Nun Slapped
Nun Slapped by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Gym Wipe
A required mid-workout wipe of one's anus due to excessive sweat causing a uncomfortable itchy anal region. May also be exacerbated by greasy, wet farts induced by excessive protein intake.
Braaaaaahhh I got a great pump going here but I'm gonna have to stop for a gym wipe. I'm all itchy and a little greasy. Got the protein farts.
Gym Wipe by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Butter Noodle
Butter Noodle by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Pelican Throat
A gifted cock sucking female with porn star talent for deep throating. She can engulf and suck down a long fat cock like pelican taking a fish in it's throat pouch.
Let Rachel suck your dick braaaaahhh. She's a pelican throat.
That prostitute I picked up last night was a pelican throat. She took all 10 and the balls and rarely came up for air.
That prostitute I picked up last night was a pelican throat. She took all 10 and the balls and rarely came up for air.
Pelican Throat by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017