Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .
Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018
A person that cannot carry on a conversation with the use of one or more curse words in every scentence.
by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2015
When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.
The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.
by Eaton Holgoode June 07, 2018
I simply cannot dry rub myself. I’m a true lubertarian.
As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.
Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.
As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.
Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.
by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
Butt plug play. Hallmarked by repeated insertion and extraction of a large, stretching butt plug. This action eventually renders the recipient with pronounced anal gape.
I was butt bobbing Louise last night. Man she was gapped.
I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.
I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018