Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Admiral's Between Decks

A discreet seaman's term used to convey that male on male anal sex activity is transpiring between two or more sailors on the same ship.

Captain: Yeoman, where is the first mate? He's been gone for an hour. And where are those new young cadets?
Yeoman: Captain, The Admiral's Between Decks.

Captain: Aye! Plundering again.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2014

Coffee Chop

Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.

You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.

This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Mingeivitis

When you binge on the minge and get all up in and around that twat resulting in a mouth and throat full of pubic hair.

I was so drunk last night going down on Rachel’s 70’s style wooly minge that I ended up with mingeivitis and I sounded like a cat hacking up several fur balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Yeti Fur

Lavishly wooly, bushy, 1970’s style pussy hair.

Yo ho! Trim dat yeti fur. Damn!

Her yeti fur was sticking out all sides of her granny panties.

An Eskimo could make a coat out of that yeti fur you are sporting.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Snug Plug

A highly coveted and highly desirable sex partner with a tight ass hole and/or tight pussy.

Hooked up with that new girl Rhonda last night. After a few drinks, she was loose as creamed corn ready for sex. Lucky me, she's a snug plug. Both holes braaaahhh. Both holes!

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

Rotulence

The most vile, rotten and putrid flatulence that can be expelled from the human body. Rotulence is thick, pungent and engulfs all breathable air within the surrounding area. The odiferous stench can linger for extended periods and often clings to the inside of the nose. Rotulence is noted for its inherent ability to induce gagging and retching in the individuals that come into contact with the rancid gas.

Roger and several of his friends set out for a weekend road trip. The lunch stop at Taco Bell later proved to be an ill fated move when Carl blasted several rounds of a fiery bean burrito induced Rotulence. Roger was forced to pull to the side of the road, roll down the windows and allow everyone out of the car to obtain breathable air. They later drove to a nearby gas station allowing Carl the opportunity to eradicate his rancid bowels.

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015

Farmer’s Breakfast

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.

Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018