Carl's new girlfriend was turned on by the copious amount of semen he unloaded on her. Never before had she gotten off with such a Rope Slinger. The strands were all across her face and neck.
by Eaton Holgoode July 02, 2015
Gave my mom a red dog surprise this morning when she walked in to put some laundry away.
My cousin got a red dog surprise last night so I let her watch.
My cousin got a red dog surprise last night so I let her watch.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019
Rachel needs to clear the jungle. She let it go way too long.
I couldn’t find her clit on that wooly mess. I told her to go clear the jungle and come back to bed.
I couldn’t find her clit on that wooly mess. I told her to go clear the jungle and come back to bed.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
Rachel’s truffle honey is the sweetest. Imma eat that ass as soon as I get home.
Her truffle honey is at its peak of sweetness right after her workouts.
She squatted over my face and I engorged in her truffle honey like Pooh Bear.
Her truffle honey is at its peak of sweetness right after her workouts.
She squatted over my face and I engorged in her truffle honey like Pooh Bear.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.
Why? It's full of horny old men.
I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.
Why? It's full of horny old men.
I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015
Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017
I got French horned last night and well......not gonna take a shit today for sure.
Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.
Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.
Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.
Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018