Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Workout Wank
When your gym workout is so solid that every muscle in your body is pumping except for your man muscle so you feverishly have a post workout wank.
Workout Wank by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Mercy Milk
When the girl you are out with won’t give up the pussy for sex but realizes that she has given you a horrendous case of blue balls and agrees to give you relief with a merciful hand job milking you free of that aching nut.
A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.
A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.
Mercy Milk by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Smashed Yam
Rachel woke me up this morning with a smashed yam. Love eating that booty.
She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.
She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.
Smashed Yam by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Mombeav
Dude I would love to hit your mother’s mombeav.
I saw my mother’s mombeav last night. She’s shaved.
That milf has a hairy mombeav. I’d like to sniff it.
I saw my mother’s mombeav last night. She’s shaved.
That milf has a hairy mombeav. I’d like to sniff it.
Mombeav by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Pork Berries
Rachel won’t let me hit the ass for a while. She’s got too many pork berries that need to shrink.
My boyfriend has pork berries. I think he’s fucking around.
That prostitute has some of the biggest pork berries I’ve ever seen. She says they don’t hurt but she squeals like a pig when you pound her brown.
My boyfriend has pork berries. I think he’s fucking around.
That prostitute has some of the biggest pork berries I’ve ever seen. She says they don’t hurt but she squeals like a pig when you pound her brown.
Pork Berries by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Bell Stamp
Talking your post coital, cum or shit covered penis bellend and pressing/stamping it agains her cheeks, forehead or buttocks.
I gave several bell stamps on Rachel’s butt cheeks after anal sex. Love them brown polka dots.
I left a nice little round cum crusty on Rachel’s forehead after sex with the old bell stamp.
I left a nice little round cum crusty on Rachel’s forehead after sex with the old bell stamp.
Bell Stamp by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018