Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Orca Bean 

An extremely large, swollen and engorged clitoris.

Momma was so horny she worked up one hell of an Orca Bean before rubbing it out.

Orca Bean by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Benderfactor 

An individual who graciously gives and provides anal sex to those who are in need of a back door pounding and those that are simply willing to bend over and receive.

John was in need of a good ass pounding after work so he called Carl, his most gracious Benderfactor.

Benderfactor by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Defecunt 

A derogatory term for a really shitty cunt.

Sophie is the consummate defecunt. She is just an all around shit cunt towards all her coworkers.

Defecunt by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Sausage Trap 

Discovering that the hot chick you just picked up is a Tranny and she/he is sporting a little secret sausage under that dress. By the time you discover this hidden gem, Its too late and you are too trapped to care.

Dude. That babe I picked up last night turned out to be a lady boy.

Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?

Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.

Sausage Trap by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Fishing in the tuna boat 

Performing hot oral sex on a wet and willing female.

Candy spread her legs and Carla went right in for a little fishing in the tuna boat.

Fishing in the tuna boat by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Corkette 

A submissive male or female that submits to prolonged insertion of a butt plug. Usually required by their Dom to keep it inserted for hours at a time.

Sandy is a true sub. She loves anal play and enjoyes being a Corkette for her Dom.

Corkette by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Sew and Blow 

To receive head from an elderly female while she is knitting you a sweater or mends the holes in a pair of your socks.

Frank loves to get a good sew and blow from his geriatric neighbor.

Sew and Blow by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015