Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Mouth Pound 

An rough, aggressive blow job similar to skull fucking. Usually involves thrusting the penis in and out and forced deep throating and oxygen deprivation. Highly pleasurable.

Sally loves the mouth pound. Im going to pound it as soon as I get home.

Mouth Pound by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Golden Gums 

An old woman that loves to suck dick and gives incredible head. Golden Gums may gave false teeth, but not always.

Cone on over braaaahhh. Will have a little fun with my neighbor. She is a golden gums.

Golden Gums by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Dijon Dick 

A cock that tastes a little too tangy. A dirty dick unwashed from sweat and filth or carrying the remnants of a sexual encounter with a different partner.

Carol suspects I'm getting booty on the side now. I didn't have time to shower when I got home from banging Dana last night and well.......she got a little Dijon Dick.

Dijon Dick by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Rectal Thinker 

A complete dumbass with no common sense. No level of learning instruction or education will improve the intelligence of a rectal thinker.

My boss is a rectal thinker.

Rectal Thinker by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Flap Raisins

Small, round pieces of shit under the foreskin of an uncircumcised cock after having anal sex.

That's the last time I pick up a homeless man for sex. I ended up with flap raisins to clean up.

Flap Raisins by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Satan's Hell Fire 

Pure liquid feces blasting wet fire from your brown door with the burn and sting of a thousand bees. All one can do is beg for mercy.

That chicken was tainted. I'm so sick. I'm on the shitter spraying Satan's Hell Fire as we speak.

Satan's Hell Fire by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Gummy Wormer 

An individual with a soft penis fetish. Someone who prefers performing oral on a flaccid cock.

I had a little touch of the whiskey dick the other night. I was afraid Dana was going to be pissed but found out she's a gummy wormer. Best soft head ever braaaahhhhh.

Gummy Wormer by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017