Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Velva
Velva by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Vein Sausage
Vein Sausage by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Strainer
An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.
No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.
Strainer by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Yankee Stew
Braaaaahhh. What a mess. I just blew some yankee stew. I couldn't find my gak sock. Pretty sure your mom took it.
Yankee Stew by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Squidge Mark
A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.
Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.
Squidge Mark by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Mandue
Cum. Your man load. Man juice. Serving up your hot, creamy cum load to your girl and stringing it around her face like a warm cheesy fondue.
I took Sophie to the Melting Pot last night. She really enjoyed the fondue. But she really savored the mandue I fed her when we got home.
Mandue by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Gak Net
Any article of clothing used to catch your blasted nut load. Examples are a sock, a shirt, maybe a towel or even your mom's living room drapes. A Gak Net used multiple times to catch your fapped out nut spunk may become quite stiff and crusty over time.
Darren found himself fapping to net porn in the living room. About to bust a nut, he needed a Gak Net. He grabbed the end of the designer window drapes and blew man juice and wiped up.
Gak Net by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017