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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Mr. Softee

The male penis when soft and flaccid.
Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.

She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
Mr. Softee by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Dog Nosing 

During sex or foreplay, when you root your nose all up in her ass and/or pussy, like a dog, taking in all those hot, fragrant female aromas.
I was dog nosing Rachel's ass last night.

I was dog nosing your mom last night braaaaaahhh. Like a flower garden down there.
Dog Nosing by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Ass Gruff 

Dirty knotted ass hairs. That ass needs a shave or waxing.
I was about to do that ass when she spread them cheeks and there was nothing but ass gruff braaaaahhhh.
Ass Gruff by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Semen Burp 

After having a hot load of semen deposited into their ass or vagina, a female or male uses their vaginal or anal muscles to force the cum out. Enhances the cream pie experience.
I shot video last night of Rachel doing semen burps. It was awesome.
Semen Burp by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Wall Stretcher

An extremely fat, girthy penis that is typically hallmarked by a very engorged head. A wall stretcher is known more for width than length. Said cock stretches the vaginal or anal walls during sexual intercourse and if lucky, leaves the lucky recipient gaping.
Rogers cock is a wall stretcher. My asshole gaped and hurt for days.

Rachel's boyfriend has a wall stretcher. Them sugar lips was left wide open after he drilled her.

Lady Muttons 

Thick, bushy hair growing on and down the inner thighs of a woman in the vaginal area. Resembling old, hairy mutton chop style sideburns.
Once I pushed aside all the lady muttons I was able to get in there and work her bean with my tongue. Could have used a hair tie.
Lady Muttons by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017

Veggiebator 

Rachel is a veggiebator. She loves to shove a cucumber up her ass.
Veggiebator by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017