Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Mr. Softee
Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.
She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
Mr. Softee by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Dog Nosing
During sex or foreplay, when you root your nose all up in her ass and/or pussy, like a dog, taking in all those hot, fragrant female aromas.
I was dog nosing Rachel's ass last night.
I was dog nosing your mom last night braaaaaahhh. Like a flower garden down there.
I was dog nosing your mom last night braaaaaahhh. Like a flower garden down there.
Dog Nosing by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017
Semen Burp
After having a hot load of semen deposited into their ass or vagina, a female or male uses their vaginal or anal muscles to force the cum out. Enhances the cream pie experience.
Semen Burp by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017
Wall Stretcher
An extremely fat, girthy penis that is typically hallmarked by a very engorged head. A wall stretcher is known more for width than length. Said cock stretches the vaginal or anal walls during sexual intercourse and if lucky, leaves the lucky recipient gaping.
Rogers cock is a wall stretcher. My asshole gaped and hurt for days.
Rachel's boyfriend has a wall stretcher. Them sugar lips was left wide open after he drilled her.
Rachel's boyfriend has a wall stretcher. Them sugar lips was left wide open after he drilled her.
Wall Stretcher by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017
Lady Muttons
Thick, bushy hair growing on and down the inner thighs of a woman in the vaginal area. Resembling old, hairy mutton chop style sideburns.
Once I pushed aside all the lady muttons I was able to get in there and work her bean with my tongue. Could have used a hair tie.
Lady Muttons by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017
Veggiebator
Veggiebator by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017