Definitions by EasternEuropeanSlavLover

Old Italian 

Latin

English is based on Old Italian, spoken in the Roman Empire.

Old Italian by EasternEuropeanSlavLover April 20, 2019

Fanta 

A drink made by Nazis in Nazi Germany... that we all came to love today. RUINED!

The soda pop Fanta was invented by Nazis! No seriously.

Fanta by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 24, 2019

laderlappen 

the Swedish name for Batman, Bruce Wayne. USEd in all swedish translations and dubs. Compare Finnish Lepakkomies, estonian Sodurteener, hungarian Deneverember (liks December)

Gunnar (pretending to be Batman): Jag ar Laderlappen!

laderlappen by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 14, 2019

viktor orban 

A douchey, racist, mean and crazy Hungarian politician who hates refugees. He is just a bigot who wants to destroy and fuck up Hungary and the EU.

Laszlo: Did you hear?
Ferenc: No, what?
Laszlo: Viktor Orban decided to ban refugees and hate the EU!

viktor orban by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 17, 2018

Yosemite Samantha 

A genderbended version of Yosemite Sam.

Something Samantha would say: I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP TO SMITHEREENS!!!
*Daffy walks up and says "Sam is that your sister?"
Samantha: HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!
Sam: SHE IS NOT MY SISTER!
Samantha: I'm a genderbend of this guy. My name is Yosemite Samantha. AM I CLEAR?!

Yosemite Samantha by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 9, 2018

hold kjeft

It's Norwegian for shut up. Use whenever you're in Norway or around a Norwegian person who won't stop pestering you and being a PEST!

Markus: Jeg er Norsk. Jeg er vacker, jeg er--
(I am Norwegian, I am beautiful, I am--)

Ilaria: HOLD KJEFT, MARKUS!!!!
(SHUT UP, MARKUS!!!!)

hold kjeft by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 2, 2018

Bratzilian 

A spoiled bitchy Brazilian person (male or female)

Marta: Do you see that guy Jose? He's so rude and gets everything he wants! He must be a Bratzilian from Bratzil!

Bratzilian by EasternEuropeanSlavLover October 16, 2018