Earl's definitions

crap factory

Someone who is so totally useless in life that they only thing they can be relied upon for is to turn food into waste.

George W. Bush is such a crap factory.

by Earl September 16, 2004

bangs

Means it stinks or smells unpleasantly

it bangs like ass in here!

by earl May 13, 2005

boxscraper

a cock, dick
box = pussy
scraper = dick

You do any boxscraping last nite Joe?

by Earl November 16, 2003

Damnsponsiblities

a. The shit you gotta do b. responsibilities that get in the way of fun

I wish I could join you tonight but I got damnsponsibilities to take care of.

by Earl October 10, 2004

Nirk

It is the expression on your face where you have dropped the soap and been butt tagged by someones willy wacker.

"Jim dropped the soap in the prison shower, bent down to retrieve it and got jabbed in the anus by Rick's Dick."

by Earl July 6, 2003

take it

taking it in the butt. having buttsex with somebody. usuallly a man. taking it in the butt

darryl morrow likes to take it

by Earl April 28, 2003

Ash Wednesday

A religious day in Catholicism in which ash is placed on the foreheads to symbolize that we were made from ash and to ash we will become.

I went to Ash Wednesday last week

by Earl March 8, 2004