EVan's definitions

Cheeseburger

cheeese burger
noun
2. A derogatory term to describe somebody for doing something completely stupid or just plain retarded.

"What the hell was that? ... your a fucking Cheeseburger!"

"Get that cheesburger the hell out."

"Guess what cheeseburger can't count to three? You!"

by Evan September 23, 2004

Surprise

1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected

2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.

I suddenly lost my appitite, upon getting suprised by Bob.

by Evan February 9, 2004

maybach

the sweetest car made in the world. 550 horsepower, 3 televisions, ps2 hookups, first-class airplane seats in the rear, nav system, and panoramic glass sunroofs. MSRP: $350,000. comes in a 57 and 62 trim. named because of their lengths, 5.7 m and 6.2 m.

donald trump owns a maybach 62.

by Evan April 9, 2004

mea culpa

Latin for my fault. Mea being my. Culpa being fault or cause, also the root word for culpability.

Ok, shut up Mea Culpa!
Also from "Fuitcakes" by Jimmy Buffet:
Mea Culpa Mea Culpa Mea Maxima Culpa

by Evan January 20, 2005

stuh

blameless and upright

Job was stuh enough to live for Christ.

by Evan January 7, 2003

docker dickies

a pair of Dickie brand pants that have been cut much shorter than is socially acceptable for baggy shorts

"Is that his knee? Those must be docker dickies."

by Evan June 20, 2002

shleaton

a penis with a long skinny shaft and a palm-tree shape head.

i went to a nude beach and thought i saw a palm tree, but it was a shleaton.

by evan December 27, 2004