ERIN's definitions

xanga

I don't see why everybody's saying that it's only asians who type with alternating capitals and bad spelling that post there, since I do and I type with almost flawless spelling and grammar and I don't complain about my life or talk about my suicidal tendencies. I use it to get things down on "paper" so I can keep track of my life when it gets too hectic. In any case, my definition of "xanga" is simply an internet based diary that other people (who choose to) can read and comment on. I admit, it is dominated by poser asian 12-year-olds, but there are plenty of people who just use it to express themselves because it's more convenient than a diary or journal. Beleive it or not, some people actually DO care and not everyone there is a preppy asian girl without a life. End of story.

My xanga:

Hello...I think this is a good way to express myself. I also like to keep a wtch on my brother's stupid girlfriend. Habits are hard to break....especially the "..." at all my returns.....oops....

by Erin January 13, 2004

The Fuss

Our band.

"What's The Fuss?" "Our band."

by Erin December 12, 2003

Ghetto Birds

The loud helicopters with the search lights; usually found in the ghetto.

What's all that noise outside? Oh, its just a ghetto bird.

by Erin December 26, 2001

blowjob

what i will never ever do to anyone because its fucking nasty

that shitbag asked me for a blowjob

by Erin March 2, 2005

metard

A complete moronic retard.

Cassy and Jordan are complete metards.

by Erin September 27, 2003

sketch artist

One who is constantly paranoid especially while drunk or high.

(driving home after a long night of drinking)

Caroline: oh my God I heard a siren you're getting pulled over!!!!

James: That was my cell phone beeping you fucking sketch artist!

by Erin May 7, 2004

mollywhop

to beat someone really badly

i will mollywop your ass

by erin September 18, 2003