ERIC's definitions

lowkey lit

Someone acting innocent and clean on the outside but secretly a crazy bitch in the inside

Tim: "Yo I saw sarah yesterday at the club on some crazy shit".

John: "But she's so quiet and innocent bro".

Tim: "Nah bro bitch is lowkey lit yo"

by eric April 15, 2016

chixploitation

a genre of films

he is into chixploitation flicks.

by eric October 22, 2003

Poopy

something the little kids at my school enjoy saying.

kindergarteners: Hey Eric! Poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy!
Me: go away you little pests.

by Eric December 8, 2004

X-Box

what N00bs and morons call microsoft's console which is really called the Xbox.

For the last time noob, it's Xbox! there's no freaking hyphen!

by Eric December 8, 2004

new

That which is not old.

by Eric November 4, 2003

Pastry chef

When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.

Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef

by eric May 20, 2004

carpis

a fish stapled to a corpse, or vice-versa

"the evening was made spectacular by the appearance of a carpis"

by eric October 11, 2003