ERIC's definitions

pookie

garfield that cat's stuffed bear.

Garfield loves Pookie!

by Eric July 21, 2004

crook

To pull your ball sack over your sholder to appear as if you are carrying something you stole in a sack.

That guy could never do the crook

by Eric February 1, 2003

Number 5

To Masturbate. Number 1 being to piss. Number 2 being to shit, and Number 5, because you have 5 fingers.

Stop calling me, I'm taking a Number 5.

by Eric December 4, 2003

Ass Bag

hemerroid; a pain in the ass

My boss is such an assbag!

by ERIC June 20, 2003

1336

When someone spells 1337 wrong,it comes out as 1336,which is usually left un corrected because people don't care

"Dude,that was pretty 1336" *Long,uncomfortable pause*

by Eric May 21, 2004

LGFF

looks good from far(away). one of the most decietful qualities known to mankind. its when a chick looks really hot from far away, but then when she gets up close, you realize she isnt.

At first I thought that chick was hot, but when she came closer I realized she was an LGFF

by Eric February 4, 2004

penis

Object of Derek Podesstas Fantasies

DP loves the penis

by Eric March 21, 2003