ERIC's definitions

Switty

Abbreviation of S'witty, which is a further abbreviation of "so witty."

Term coined by myself and Ayla to describe how witty we are.

Also the name of our website, switty.net

Person 1: Your mom.

Person 2: Dude, that was so not switty.

by Eric March 29, 2005

Da Hood!

Basically those 7th grade gang kids, chyeah they pretty much wanna mess with us. They must be messed up they know they can't take us. They also only role the halls during class periods, and the morning, and during after school activities, but NOT AT NIGHT! So chyeah

1: Ahhhhhhhhh... shit it's da hood!
2: Quick make your gang symbol!

by Eric April 28, 2005

ARGH

What a girl says whilst recieving a one eyed pirate.

Girl: ARGH! What'd u do that for?

by Eric March 8, 2005

hot blonde

blonde: hottest type of girl on earth

whoa shes blonde, check out that ass pussy and those tits! the most perfect type of girl alive!

by eric September 26, 2004

lacrosse

What real men do during Baseball season.

Lacrosse is 10x > than baseball

by Eric February 12, 2005

poove

slang for gay like queer or fag

dude stop being such a fucking poove

by Eric November 2, 2004

New Mom

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

by Eric January 2, 2004