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That orange and black website ⬛️🟧 that contains nasty stuff. Usually people will go to private browsing mode to go to the sight. Sometimes it’s in your search history
“I was driving my minivan with the AC blasting high from the intense heat, and singing along to a song I like. Then I glanced at the rear and saw a white Honda fit behind me, the driver which I knew as Jeremy Thompson later was not paying attention on the road, instead he’s on his cell phone and watching the PH website, and I can see his phone screen crystal clear through my rear view mirror, displaying a degrading act involving two men. and what makes it worst is that he’s also jerking off behind the wheel. Then he clipped my rear bumper and then he collided into a little yellow car in front of me driven by an old woman. Then he crash into a bus, the force send the bus airborne and after the Honda, with this perverted freak still focus on his porn video, flies of a cliff and plunges into a murky lagoon. The car sank immediately, never to resurface again”.
by EMD F59PHI May 5, 2025
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While widely considered shocking or disgusting in many cultures, felinivory has been historically practiced in some parts of Asia. Today, it’s rare and often illegal. The term sometimes pops up in survival stories or extreme food challenges. It’s a nasty and disgusting thing btw
While widely considered shocking or disgusting in many cultures, felinivory has been historically practiced in some parts of Asia. Today, it’s rare and often illegal. The term sometimes pops up in survival stories or extreme food challenges. It’s a nasty and disgusting thing btw
“That Korean kid at school eats cat meat, this is called Felinivory, it is usually a thing in China, Taiwan and Korea, y’all should stay away from him if you’re an ailurophile”
“Idk what you’re talking about — cunnilingus or felinivory? Either way, it’s nasty as hell.”
“Idk what you’re talking about — cunnilingus or felinivory? Either way, it’s nasty as hell.”
by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2025
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“If there was a zombie apocalypse where people would been hiding in their rooms for survival, the tinkle tube is a very useful tool, for guys it would be easy to use (you know the anatomy, pen15 and stuff) females may struggle to use it since their anatomy like the v461na.”
by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025
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Girl: that was some delicious food that we ate
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Girl: that was some delicious food that we ate
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by EMD F59PHI August 14, 2024
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See: Alley cat, Calico, Climber, Clowder, Coochie-cat, Cuddle buddy, Cuddle monster, Feline, Feline friend, Furry companion, Furry sidekick, Fur baby, Furball, Fur friend, Fuzzbutt, Kitty, Kitty cat, Kitty-puss, Lap cat, Little lion, Maine Coon, Manx, Meowler, Meowing friend, Munchkin, Napper, Nooch, Nookie, Pouncing master, Pawed friend, Playful prowler, Persian, Purring machine, Purring pal, Puss, Pussy, Pussycat, Pookie, Pride, Scratch, Sassy, Siamese, Snuggle buddy, Soft paws, Softie, Tails, Tigger, Tom, Tortoiseshell, Whiskers, Window watcher.
See: Alley cat, Calico, Climber, Clowder, Coochie-cat, Cuddle buddy, Cuddle monster, Feline, Feline friend, Furry companion, Furry sidekick, Fur baby, Furball, Fur friend, Fuzzbutt, Kitty, Kitty cat, Kitty-puss, Lap cat, Little lion, Maine Coon, Manx, Meowler, Meowing friend, Munchkin, Napper, Nooch, Nookie, Pouncing master, Pawed friend, Playful prowler, Persian, Purring machine, Purring pal, Puss, Pussy, Pussycat, Pookie, Pride, Scratch, Sassy, Siamese, Snuggle buddy, Soft paws, Softie, Tails, Tigger, Tom, Tortoiseshell, Whiskers, Window watcher.
by EMD F59PHI January 16, 2025
Get the Coochie mug.refers to a situation in which a driver is unable to maintain proper control over the vehicle, often resulting from factors such as slippery road conditions, mechanical failure, or the vehicle's response to a collision. This loss of control can lead to the car veering off its intended path, spinning, or sliding, and may increase the risk of further accidents or collisions.
A scene of where a young man in his late 20s name Jeremy watching a gay sex porn video on porn hub and jerking off while driving and he loss of control when he was distracted.
Passenger 1 (Shocked): "Is that... explicit content? Where's that coming from? Oh my God, is that guy in the Honda fit behind us-what the hell is he doing?"
Passenger 2 (Angry):"is this dude serious? He's literally jerking off while driving! That's disgusting!"
Passenger 3 (Concerned): "Someone call the police! This guy's gonna kill someone!
Passenger 4 (Nervous): "I have a bad feeling about this. He's gonna hit someone any second now!"
Passenger 5 (Screaming): "Oh my God! He just hit that old lady’s car! What's wrong with him?!"
• Passenger 6 (Frantic): "Hold on! He's heading straight for us—brace yourself!"
All: AHHHHHHHHH *honda hits the bus*
Passenger 5 (Terrified): "Brace yourselves! He hit us! He freaking hit us!"
The Honda after collided into the bus went into the lagoon.
Passenger 3: "And he still had that nasty stuff playing. What kind of person does this?! This has to be the most messed-up thing l've ever seen!"
Person 2: "Good riddance! I'm sorry, but he almost killed everyone here. That's karma right?”
Passenger 4: "And he had, like, porn playing on full blast! It was crazy! He just plowed through everything in his way and he didn’t stopped to see what he did and plunged into the sea. Good for him for colliding into our bus and that innocent old woman in her lil’ car!"
Passenger 1 (Shocked): "Is that... explicit content? Where's that coming from? Oh my God, is that guy in the Honda fit behind us-what the hell is he doing?"
Passenger 2 (Angry):"is this dude serious? He's literally jerking off while driving! That's disgusting!"
Passenger 3 (Concerned): "Someone call the police! This guy's gonna kill someone!
Passenger 4 (Nervous): "I have a bad feeling about this. He's gonna hit someone any second now!"
Passenger 5 (Screaming): "Oh my God! He just hit that old lady’s car! What's wrong with him?!"
• Passenger 6 (Frantic): "Hold on! He's heading straight for us—brace yourself!"
All: AHHHHHHHHH *honda hits the bus*
Passenger 5 (Terrified): "Brace yourselves! He hit us! He freaking hit us!"
The Honda after collided into the bus went into the lagoon.
Passenger 3: "And he still had that nasty stuff playing. What kind of person does this?! This has to be the most messed-up thing l've ever seen!"
Person 2: "Good riddance! I'm sorry, but he almost killed everyone here. That's karma right?”
Passenger 4: "And he had, like, porn playing on full blast! It was crazy! He just plowed through everything in his way and he didn’t stopped to see what he did and plunged into the sea. Good for him for colliding into our bus and that innocent old woman in her lil’ car!"
by EMD F59PHI January 26, 2025
Get the Loss of control mug.Cumberland Amtrak Station. A small Amtrak station in Cumberland, Maryland. It’s a one platform station (a side platform) consisting of two tracks. The station is famous for its station code "CUM," which has made it a popular (and somewhat infamous) destination among perverts and immature humor enthusiasts. The code "CUM" often sparks laughter or crude jokes due to its similarity to the slang term for semen. Despite its unintended comedic allure, the Cumberland station serves as a key stop for train travelers along the Capitol Limited route, offering services to and from Washington, D.C. and Chicago.
"I’m catching my train at CUM station in Cumberland. No, it’s not what you think, it’s just the Amtrak stop."
by EMD F59PHI January 14, 2025
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