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1. Mike: ・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・
lily: Mike, are you ok
Mike: No I’m not, my shitty Toyota broke down in the middle of the highway again as soon as I just fixed it from a overheating issue from its engine, well I’m just gonna sell that shit car and buy a tesla instead.
2. Rico: What another day of cramming inside of a minibus in Grenada’s one and only public transportation. (⌒ー⌒)
* Bus driver turns up a shitty dancehall song to the max volume on the radio*
Rico: ・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・ GRRRRRRR YOU IDIOTIC DRIVER CAN YOU STOP PLAYING THAT SHITTY GARBAGE ASS MUSIC ON THAT RADIO OR OTHERWISE IM NOT PAYING YOU ($3.50XCD) AT ALL IF YOU KEEP PLAYING THIS GARBAGE LOUD.
3. Leah: Hurry up Amtrak says that Acela #2253 is gonna depart soon, run fast as you can.
Anna: I am trying to run fast I can could * trips on a stair and fells*
Anna: ・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・ YEEEOUUUUUCHHHHHH I’m in serious pain call an ambulance, forget the train
lily: Mike, are you ok
Mike: No I’m not, my shitty Toyota broke down in the middle of the highway again as soon as I just fixed it from a overheating issue from its engine, well I’m just gonna sell that shit car and buy a tesla instead.
2. Rico: What another day of cramming inside of a minibus in Grenada’s one and only public transportation. (⌒ー⌒)
* Bus driver turns up a shitty dancehall song to the max volume on the radio*
Rico: ・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・ GRRRRRRR YOU IDIOTIC DRIVER CAN YOU STOP PLAYING THAT SHITTY GARBAGE ASS MUSIC ON THAT RADIO OR OTHERWISE IM NOT PAYING YOU ($3.50XCD) AT ALL IF YOU KEEP PLAYING THIS GARBAGE LOUD.
3. Leah: Hurry up Amtrak says that Acela #2253 is gonna depart soon, run fast as you can.
Anna: I am trying to run fast I can could * trips on a stair and fells*
Anna: ・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・ YEEEOUUUUUCHHHHHH I’m in serious pain call an ambulance, forget the train
by EMD F59PHI August 3, 2024
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Breakdown:
* Clickbait = misleading, provocative content
* Nightmare = the emotional trauma of seeing it when all you wanted was cat facts or vulval hygiene tips → Clickbaitmare: The moment the internet betrays your wholesome intent
Breakdown:
* Clickbait = misleading, provocative content
* Nightmare = the emotional trauma of seeing it when all you wanted was cat facts or vulval hygiene tips → Clickbaitmare: The moment the internet betrays your wholesome intent
🤯 Situations:
1. You’re just a humble animal lover.
You type “sand pussy” thinking you’ll find photos of adorable sand cats — tiny wild felines that live in the desert.
Instead, you get an instant porn preview carousel and Google’s entire understanding of “pussy” collapses into one grimy rabbit hole.
You’ve entered a clickbaitmare.
2. You’re Googling actual health advice.
You type “vagina health” to look up natural remedies, articles from Mayo Clinic, or proper care routines.
But Google decides you probably meant:
* NSFW “guides”
* Huge Fat Vagina porn videos. Fat porky Kali West flashes her huge boobs and rubs her pussy
* And at least one link to a site that says free premium porn but it’s a scam.
You weren’t looking for a gynecologist with OnlyFans. You just wanted to know if coconut oil was okay. Welcome back to your clickbaitmare.
“I just wanted to show my niece what a sand cat (Felis margarita) looks like, but Google gave me cursed hentai pussy trauma instead. Classic clickbaitmare.”
“Typed in ‘vagina health’ and ended up with lots and lots of pornhub results, that was a full-on clickbaitmare.”
1. You’re just a humble animal lover.
You type “sand pussy” thinking you’ll find photos of adorable sand cats — tiny wild felines that live in the desert.
Instead, you get an instant porn preview carousel and Google’s entire understanding of “pussy” collapses into one grimy rabbit hole.
You’ve entered a clickbaitmare.
2. You’re Googling actual health advice.
You type “vagina health” to look up natural remedies, articles from Mayo Clinic, or proper care routines.
But Google decides you probably meant:
* NSFW “guides”
* Huge Fat Vagina porn videos. Fat porky Kali West flashes her huge boobs and rubs her pussy
* And at least one link to a site that says free premium porn but it’s a scam.
You weren’t looking for a gynecologist with OnlyFans. You just wanted to know if coconut oil was okay. Welcome back to your clickbaitmare.
“I just wanted to show my niece what a sand cat (Felis margarita) looks like, but Google gave me cursed hentai pussy trauma instead. Classic clickbaitmare.”
“Typed in ‘vagina health’ and ended up with lots and lots of pornhub results, that was a full-on clickbaitmare.”
by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025
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