Definitions by EMD F59PHI
Graphic
when used to describe something inappropriate, "graphic" refers to content that is presented in very explicit, detailed, or vivid terms, especially in ways that are shocking, disturbing, or offensive. This can apply to descriptions or depictions of violence, sex, injury, or other sensitive subjects that are not censored or toned down.
“The screen was clearly displaying something graphic from Pornhub, and the sound was so loud, that I can hear it clearly over the song playing in my van’s radio and even with the windows up”
Graphic by EMD F59PHI August 17, 2025
Pink & Black
“I went on youpo— I meant that pink & black site to find some train porn. I typed EMD F40PH but instead I got lesbian scat videos instead”
Pink & Black by EMD F59PHI August 17, 2025
Jerkmare
A nightmare that you witness in real life — usually involving a deeply inappropriate and shockingly public act of masturbation. A jerkmare hits when disbelief, disgust, and surreal chaos collide, leaving you permanently scarred and unsure if you’re awake or hallucinating.
There was this elderly lady in a little yellow car crawling along ahead of me. The minibus between me and her was tailgating her like mad, honking non-stop. I was stuck behind them, gritting my teeth, trying to keep calm.
That’s when I saw it — a white Honda Fit swerving wildly in my rearview mirror. At first I thought it was just another impatient driver trying to weave through. But then I got a clear look I gasped loudly who was driving the reckless Honda fit, it was Jeremy. My teacher in school, known as Mr. Thompson. And he wasn’t just distracted by his cell phone. He was… masturbating. While driving. Full-blown, screen-on, volume-up — I could hear the porn blasting through his speakers even with my windows up. It was unreal. Like something out of a nightmare. And he wasn’t even trying to hide it. It wasn’t just gross. It was a full-on jerkmare.
That’s when I saw it — a white Honda Fit swerving wildly in my rearview mirror. At first I thought it was just another impatient driver trying to weave through. But then I got a clear look I gasped loudly who was driving the reckless Honda fit, it was Jeremy. My teacher in school, known as Mr. Thompson. And he wasn’t just distracted by his cell phone. He was… masturbating. While driving. Full-blown, screen-on, volume-up — I could hear the porn blasting through his speakers even with my windows up. It was unreal. Like something out of a nightmare. And he wasn’t even trying to hide it. It wasn’t just gross. It was a full-on jerkmare.
Jerkmare by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025
Fugburn
A moment of suffocating, foul-chaos energy — where the air feels thick with decay, noise, heat, and the creeping certainty that something awful is about to happen. Think urban swamp vibes meets existential dread, topped with a stench of garbage and porn at full volume. A fugburn doesn’t explode — it festers and swells until it swallows you.
Word Origin:
Fug: a stale, sweaty, smothering atmosphere (from British slang)
Burn: that rising tension, like a fuse slowly cooking its way to detonation
Word Origin:
Fug: a stale, sweaty, smothering atmosphere (from British slang)
Burn: that rising tension, like a fuse slowly cooking its way to detonation
“The atmosphere felt like madness — the garbage stench, the rusted ship looming beside the road, the minibus honking, the porn echoing through the air from the Honda Fit behind me… everything was building to something awful. A full-on fugburn was brewing.”
Fugburn by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025
Climaxident
A sudden, chaotic event that hits like the over-the-top climax of a movie, or a situation, usually involving destruction, poor decisions, and a disturbing amount of energy. Equal parts disaster and dramatic high note.
“And then, like some terrible climax, the white Honda fit flew off the edge — right into the lagoon beside the Rusted MV Lizie J. Still playing porn as it sank. Still carrying that twisted, sick energy all the way down. That wasn’t just an accident. That was a full-blown climaxident.”
Climaxident by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025
EMD 645
A big, greasy beast of an engine Built by Electro-Motive Division (EMD) now called Electro-motive Diesel, the 645 is the iron heart of classic American freight and passenger locomotives. Even Boats uses it. Known for shaking the earth, waking the dead, and running forever. Comes in various models like V12, V16, or even turbocharged – because more cylinders = more badassery.
See also:
Locomotive, Diesel Thunder, Rolling Earthquake, Railfan’s Wet Dream
See also:
Locomotive, Diesel Thunder, Rolling Earthquake, Railfan’s Wet Dream
Example 1:
"That old SD40-2's still running? Damn right — it’s got an EMD 645 in it. Those things are immortal."
Example 2:
“That boat right over there, The M/V Queen Banana II IMO 8847973 is powered by a badass EMD 16-645 that makes around 3770 HP”
"That old SD40-2's still running? Damn right — it’s got an EMD 645 in it. Those things are immortal."
Example 2:
“That boat right over there, The M/V Queen Banana II IMO 8847973 is powered by a badass EMD 16-645 that makes around 3770 HP”
EMD 645 by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025
Eat Pussy
Chinese and Koreans love to eat pussy, as in eating cats. Like who in their right minds would eat cat meat.
Eat Pussy by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025