EMD F59PHI's definitions

Eat Pussy

(Verb) Felinivory - the act of eating cat meat

Chinese and Koreans love to eat pussy, as in eating cats. Like who in their right minds would eat cat meat.

by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025

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One day at the Perseverance Landfill in Grenada, navigating my way home in my red Chrysler town and country minivan. Right in front of me was a minibus full of passengers and an elderly lady in a yellow subcompact car. The old lady was driving slowly through the landfill. As the bus honked continuously, I noticed on my rearview mirrors, a white 2015 Honda fit swerving all over the road behind me. The driver, a guy in his late 20’s named Jeremy was glued to his phone, watching some nasty gay porn with the sounds playing from the car’s speakers via Bluetooth, playing explicit moans, dirty talking and etc. I could see the bright orange and black Pornhub logo reflected onto his glasses as he was getting closer behind me. I realized that he was driving like an ass, so I tried to move away from him. But as I tried to take over the old lady in her slow moving car, the tragedy begins, the Honda clipped my rear bumper, sending violent vibrations through my minivan. Then he collided behind the old lady, her car spinning violently off the road . Then Jeremy then collided into the bus, and after he collided into the bus. He Carreened off the road with the pornographic noises playing loudly on his car speakers and then hit a guardrail and plunged into the lagoon of the Halifax harbor near by the abandoned lizie j cargo ship.

by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025

( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)

This can either be:

1. A face that is hypnotized, especially in the form of witchcraft.
2. Nauseated face.

1. Witch: “now you little boy, I will cast a spell to turn you into a cat. Now watch this pendulum as it swings”.

Boy: ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)

2. Me: ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) “watching my device while riding a vehicle makes me nauseous. I feel like to barf 🤢”

by EMD F59PHI January 27, 2025

PRR

Acronym for the Pennsylvania Railroad

there is lots of preserved PRR rolling stock in the railroad museum of Pennsylvania from GG1s to steam locomotives

by EMD F59PHI November 3, 2024

Pink Cadillac

The more glamorous rival to the hideous Brown Lexus

I hate brown Lexus (IS200) but I love pink Cadillacs (CTS-V)

by EMD F59PHI January 18, 2025

clickbaitmare

A digital nightmare where you type something completely innocent into a search engine — like “sand pussy” (you meant the desert cat, Felis margarita) or “vaginal health” (you meant actual health) — and instead get a wall of Pornhub results or links for other porn sites, questionable thumbnails, or sketchy ads for products you never wanted. It’s like you opened a door expecting a science museum, and walked straight into an 18+ pop-up dungeon.

Breakdown:
* Clickbait = misleading, provocative content
* Nightmare = the emotional trauma of seeing it when all you wanted was cat facts or vulval hygiene tips → Clickbaitmare: The moment the internet betrays your wholesome intent

🤯 Situations:
1. You’re just a humble animal lover.
You type “sand pussy” thinking you’ll find photos of adorable sand cats — tiny wild felines that live in the desert.
Instead, you get an instant porn preview carousel and Google’s entire understanding of “pussy” collapses into one grimy rabbit hole.
You’ve entered a clickbaitmare.

2. You’re Googling actual health advice.
You type “vagina health” to look up natural remedies, articles from Mayo Clinic, or proper care routines.
But Google decides you probably meant:
* NSFW “guides”
* Huge Fat Vagina porn videos. Fat porky Kali West flashes her huge boobs and rubs her pussy
* And at least one link to a site that says free premium porn but it’s a scam.

You weren’t looking for a gynecologist with OnlyFans. You just wanted to know if coconut oil was okay. Welcome back to your clickbaitmare.

“I just wanted to show my niece what a sand cat (Felis margarita) looks like, but Google gave me cursed hentai pussy trauma instead. Classic clickbaitmare.”

“Typed in ‘vagina health’ and ended up with lots and lots of pornhub results, that was a full-on clickbaitmare.”

by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025

brachium Flatulence

Brachium Flatulence is where you put your mouth on your arm or someone’s arm and then blow from the mouth (like you’re blowing a trumpet or clarinet) creating a fart like sound as you blow.

Today, at a typical tedious physics class, our lame teacher was teaching momentum and I was so bored that I just let go a brachium flatulence on my arm, all of my classmates laugh and thought it was a real fart since it sound just like an actual fart. And then the teacher came in a very mean way telling me to stop farting in class and as I kept telling him that it’s Not a real fart and it’s brachium flatulence but he still ignore me and send me to detention. For a 28 year old man, what an old geezer can’t take on a funny joke. Man I felt like kicking him in his weenie so bad for sending me in detention 😡

by EMD F59PHI August 28, 2024