EJL's definitions

ROTK

The Return of the King

Being the third part of The Lord of the Rings.

by EJL December 19, 2003

Ringworm Buffet

A retarded defintion, mostly because Ringworm is not caused by parasitic infection, but by fungi. Also, ringworm is not limited to the anal area. Most likely Al Morrowfield was thinking of tapeworm or pinworm.

Al Morrowfield is an idiot.

by EJL March 17, 2004

no homo

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.

His ass is mine. No homo.

by EJL March 23, 2004

INRI

Iesu Nazareth, Rex Iudeorum

Latin for "Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews". These words were hung above Jesus during the crucifixion.

These words were hung over Jesus as a mockery.

by EJL March 13, 2004

seinfeld

Best show on TV, until Jerry decided to end it in 1998.

-They sealed him up with the mint inside!
-THEY LEFT THE JUNIOR MINT IN HIM?
-Yes!
-Well, I guess it can't hurt him...people eat pounds of those things.
-Yes, they eat them. They don't put them next to VITAL ORGANS IN THEIR ABDOMINAL CAVITY!!

by EJL December 14, 2003

D'oh

A combination of damn and oh.

D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!

by EJL November 5, 2003

S-Class

Flagship model of Mercedes-Benz's luxury automobile line-up. One of the most capable and popular high-end luxury sedans on today's market. Available with a wide variety of engines, ranging from a 3.2L V6 (S320) to a Twin-turbocharged 5.5L V12 (S600). Current body style has been in use since 2000, with a facelift due to arrive in late 2005.

Competitors include the BMW 7-Series, the Jaguar XJ8, and the Audi A8.

by EJL December 29, 2004