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Definitions by EJL

Gelandewagen. Quasi-SUV built by Mercedes-Benz. Originally made for European military forces, demand was so popular that they were offered to the European public, much like the Hummer H1 was in America. Until recently, was only available in comtinental Europe. Currently built in limited quantities. The exterior styling of the vehicle has basically remained unchanged since 1976, but apparently, it performs quite well off-road. Now one of the most popular vehicles with Hip-Hop stars, mainly because of their roominess and relatively expensive price tags.
Until Mercedes gives the G-Class a facelift, I'll take a new Range Rover.
G500 by EJL April 28, 2004

Schueler Bob 

A line improvised by Ben Affleck while filming the movie Dogma. Though Affleck thought is was German for "Silent Bob", "Schueler" actually means "student".
"Schueler Bob? I'll get you for this, Schueler Bob!"
Schueler Bob by EJL April 21, 2004
An expensice, rarely seen car or make of car. Exotic brands include Ferraris, Aston Martins, Lamborghinis, Bentleys, Porsches (to a lesser extent), Bugattis, etc. Exotic cars include the Mercedes CL600 and SL600, and the BMW Z8.
There are all kinds of exotics in Miami.
exotic by EJL April 18, 2004

lambs to the slaughter 

A person accepting punishment/harm with dignity, without crying out, as Jesus was during his crucifixion.
He was led as a lamb to the slaughter. And as a sheep is silent before the shearers, he did not open his mouth.
lambs to the slaughter by EJL March 31, 2004
Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.
His ass is mine. No homo.
no homo by EJL March 23, 2004
One of the most expensive production convertibles available, handmade by Bentley motors. Powered by a 6.75(!) Liter Twin(!) Turbocharged V8 engine, it has around 400-420 hp, and 560 lb/ft of torque. Beautiful exterior styling by Pininfarine, and the interior is made with the finest hand-trimmed leather and hand-carved wood trim. MSRP for the base model is around $355,000 U.S. Dollars, with special "Mulliner" editions tunning into the high $400,000s.
The Bentley Azure, one of the most capable GT cars. Too bad Bennifer owns one.
azure by EJL March 23, 2004
Finnish mobile phone manufacturer. It's phones are very popular throughout the world. Models range from low end (given free with subscription services) to extreme top end (i.e. the Vertu).
The cheapest Nokia Vertu costs $7,000 U.S. dollars.
nokia by EJL March 23, 2004