EJL's definitions

INRI

Iesu Nazareth, Rex Iudeorum

Latin for "Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews". These words were hung above Jesus during the crucifixion.

These words were hung over Jesus as a mockery.

by EJL March 13, 2004

playerade

The opposite of Haterade.

Playerade gives you game.

by EJL March 13, 2004

Manhattan

One of the most expensive places to live on the planet, but presently the center of the Universe, much like Rome was during the Roman Empire.

The average price for a 2 bedroom apartment in Manhattan is $1.4 million. (2004)

by EJL March 8, 2004

m5

Luxury sedan with an ultra-powerful engine built by BMW M, the racing division of BMW. Considered by many to be the best model of all current BMWs.

I'd take an ///M5 over an E55 ////AMG anyday.

by EJL February 24, 2004

///M5

Symbol for the BMW M5.

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by EJL February 24, 2004

fuck

An expression of contempt.

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Translation: Fuck you.

by EJL February 17, 2004

fellowship of the ring

aka Company of the ring, group representing all the free races of Middle-Earth to accompany Frodo to the destruction of The One Ring. Consists of two men, Aragorn and Boromir; an elf, Legolas; a dwarf, Gimli; a wizard, Gandlaf; and four hobbits, Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo.

You shall be the fellowship of the ring.

by EJL January 28, 2004