EJL's definitions

Elessar

Title of Aragorn, taken after his crowning as the King of Gondor. The literal meaning of Elessar is "Elfstone".

Aragorn Elessar, King of the Reunited Kingdom of Gondor and Middle-Earth.

by EJL March 20, 2004

FOTR

The Fellowship of the Ring

Being the first part of The Lord of the Rings

by EJL December 19, 2003

Ferrari

Makers of some of the most beautiful and powerful cars in the world, including the 275 GTB, Testarossa, 355, 360 Modena, 550 Maranello, 456M, F50, and the new $660,000 Enzo.

The cheapest new Ferrari is the 360 Modena, which costs about $190,000.

by EJL December 12, 2003

Escalade

A.K.A. Lade: A large American SUV based on the GMC Suburban and Yukon models. Favored particularly by hip-hop stars, as they can accomodate more members of their crew than a Ferrari or luxury sedan.

The grille of the Escalade looks better than that of the GMC Yukon.

by EJL December 13, 2003

motherfuckyer

A fan of CKY (the band and/or the films) who has sexual urges towards his/her mother.

See also: FuCKYou, FuCKY, and MindfuCKY.

by EJL March 22, 2004

playerade

The opposite of Haterade.

Playerade gives you game.

by EJL March 13, 2004

Schueler Bob

A line improvised by Ben Affleck while filming the movie Dogma. Though Affleck thought is was German for "Silent Bob", "Schueler" actually means "student".

"Schueler Bob? I'll get you for this, Schueler Bob!"

by EJL April 21, 2004