fuck

An expression of contempt.

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Translation: Fuck you.

by EJL February 17, 2004

like

Something I say way too much.

Did you, like, like that book? I, like, liked it because it was, like, a lot like my life. I'd, like, like to get a copy of it.

by EJL December 09, 2003

G500

Gelandewagen. Quasi-SUV built by Mercedes-Benz. Originally made for European military forces, demand was so popular that they were offered to the European public, much like the Hummer H1 was in America. Until recently, was only available in comtinental Europe. Currently built in limited quantities. The exterior styling of the vehicle has basically remained unchanged since 1976, but apparently, it performs quite well off-road. Now one of the most popular vehicles with Hip-Hop stars, mainly because of their roominess and relatively expensive price tags.

Until Mercedes gives the G-Class a facelift, I'll take a new Range Rover.

by EJL April 28, 2004

fellowship of the ring

aka Company of the ring, group representing all the free races of Middle-Earth to accompany Frodo to the destruction of The One Ring. Consists of two men, Aragorn and Boromir; an elf, Legolas; a dwarf, Gimli; a wizard, Gandlaf; and four hobbits, Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo.

You shall be the fellowship of the ring.

by EJL January 28, 2004

playerade

The opposite of Haterade.

Playerade gives you game.

by EJL March 13, 2004

nokia

Finnish mobile phone manufacturer. It's phones are very popular throughout the world. Models range from low end (given free with subscription services) to extreme top end (i.e. the Vertu).

The cheapest Nokia Vertu costs $7,000 U.S. dollars.

by EJL March 23, 2004

lambs to the slaughter

A person accepting punishment/harm with dignity, without crying out, as Jesus was during his crucifixion.

He was led as a lamb to the slaughter. And as a sheep is silent before the shearers, he did not open his mouth.

by EJL March 31, 2004