64 definitions by EJL

Bugatti

Extremely top-end luxury/sports cutomobile manufacturer. Recent (and highly limited-edition) models include the EB 110, and the extravagant Veyron.

The new Bugatti Veyron has a quad-turbocharged 16-cylinder engine, with real cut diamonds in the center of the gauges, as well as pure platinum accents on the exterior. The MSRP is $1,200,000.

by EJL March 15, 2004

aragorn

A dunedain, blessed with the gift of long life. The heir of Isildur, and rightful king of Gondor.

"A day may come, when the courage of men fails. When we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship...but it is not this day! This day, WE FIGHT!

by EJL January 29, 2004

Ferrari

Makers of some of the most beautiful and powerful cars in the world, including the 275 GTB, Testarossa, 355, 360 Modena, 550 Maranello, 456M, F50, and the new $660,000 Enzo.

The cheapest new Ferrari is the 360 Modena, which costs about $190,000.

by EJL December 12, 2003

tamagotchi

Something a hillbilly shouts when he catches someone named Tom.

Tamagotchi (Tom, ah got ye)!

by EJL December 12, 2003

merry

Meriadoc Brandybuck, a hobbit of the Shire. Friend of Pippin, Frodo, and Samwise, and member of the Fellowship of the Ring.

We shall see the shire again!

by EJL January 29, 2004

fuck

An expression of contempt.

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Translation: Fuck you.

by EJL February 17, 2004

seinfeld

Best show on TV, until Jerry decided to end it in 1998.

-They sealed him up with the mint inside!
-THEY LEFT THE JUNIOR MINT IN HIM?
-Yes!
-Well, I guess it can't hurt him...people eat pounds of those things.
-Yes, they eat them. They don't put them next to VITAL ORGANS IN THEIR ABDOMINAL CAVITY!!

by EJL December 14, 2003