EJL's definitions

oh yeah

The Kool-aid man's catchphrase.

-Oh no!
-Oh no!
-Oh no!
-Oh no!
-Oh no!
- Oh no!
- Oh no!
(Kool-Aid Man bursts through wall)-Oh Yeah!
(silence)

by EJL November 19, 2003

raab himself

One who does all of the duties involving shit in the CKY movies of Bam Margera, including, but not limited to: Shitting while running, shitting on a road, shitting off a building, shitting in a car going 70 mph, shitting on a street, shitting on Phil and April's bed, shitting during health class, shitting on a locker, shitting on a window in Times Square, and shitting off the Empire State Building.

This is Raab Himself, and he's going to be pissing on an electric fence.

by EJL April 16, 2006

VOTE OR DIE!

November 10th, 2004
by Jayson Blair
New York (AP) - Music/Fashion mogul Sean "P. Diddy" Combs may be a suspect in a series of violent murders, in which of the victims were all un-registered voters, or registered voters who did not participate in the 2004 Elections. All six victims were killed in the same manner, with a single gunshot to the head. Police believe these murders are a direct response to the "warning" Combs has made repeatedly during the past few months; "Vote or Die". While many saw the "Vote or Die" campaign as being simply an innapropriately-named event, it now seems possible that Combs was fully serious in his words, and that he is now carrying out his promise. While Combs is currently not a suspect, the police have not ruled out his involvement completely. Combs' publicist was unavailable for comment at this time.

Actually, this never happened. "Vote or Die!" is still a pretty stupid name for a campaign, though.

by EJL November 15, 2004

exotic

An expensice, rarely seen car or make of car. Exotic brands include Ferraris, Aston Martins, Lamborghinis, Bentleys, Porsches (to a lesser extent), Bugattis, etc. Exotic cars include the Mercedes CL600 and SL600, and the BMW Z8.

There are all kinds of exotics in Miami.

by EJL April 18, 2004

Golden Shower

The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

Do you need me to give you a golden bath?

by EJL December 12, 2003

no homo

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.

His ass is mine. No homo.

by EJL March 23, 2004

Ringworm Buffet

A retarded defintion, mostly because Ringworm is not caused by parasitic infection, but by fungi. Also, ringworm is not limited to the anal area. Most likely Al Morrowfield was thinking of tapeworm or pinworm.

Al Morrowfield is an idiot.

by EJL March 17, 2004