G500

Gelandewagen. Quasi-SUV built by Mercedes-Benz. Originally made for European military forces, demand was so popular that they were offered to the European public, much like the Hummer H1 was in America. Until recently, was only available in comtinental Europe. Currently built in limited quantities. The exterior styling of the vehicle has basically remained unchanged since 1976, but apparently, it performs quite well off-road. Now one of the most popular vehicles with Hip-Hop stars, mainly because of their roominess and relatively expensive price tags.

Until Mercedes gives the G-Class a facelift, I'll take a new Range Rover.

by EJL April 28, 2004

Golden Shower

The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

Do you need me to give you a golden bath?

by EJL December 12, 2003

ROTK

The Return of the King

Being the third part of The Lord of the Rings.

by EJL December 19, 2003

leet

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Translation: It's a variation of the word Elite, used by lamers who think they are Elite... often used with are variation of digits instead of letters... Often used by script kiddies to descripe their skill. (Original definition by scavenger)

by EJL January 15, 2005

merry

Meriadoc Brandybuck, a hobbit of the Shire. Friend of Pippin, Frodo, and Samwise, and member of the Fellowship of the Ring.

We shall see the shire again!

by EJL January 29, 2004

fuck

An expression of contempt.

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Translation: Fuck you.

by EJL February 17, 2004

Doraemon

The cutest kitty in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doraemon is cuuuuuuuuutttttttttttteeeeee

by EJL December 12, 2003