EDKirk's definitions

GESARA/NESARA

Originally referred to the National Economic Security And Recovery Act, which was a proposed economic reform that never gained any traction.

Now it is a conspiracy theory being pushed by a cultist and believed by QAnon-adjacent morons. It's usually referred to as NESARA/GESARA and the G stands for Global because they think there's a one world government or some shit.

Statistically speaking, if you know someone who believes the NESARA/GESARA conspiracy, that person is most likely the stupidest person you've ever met.

"Did you hear that Donald Trump is still president and that he will enact the GESARA/NESARA to save us from economic ruin?"

"Mom, grandpa is talking about conspiracy theories again, I think he's sundowning!"

by EDKirk June 14, 2023

Booty

When used as an adjective, it means something undesirable, sketchy, or untrue. Completely interchangeable with bullshit.

She said you were her first? That's booty.

What a load of booty.

This place is booty, let's go choke ourselves in the shower.

by EDKirk January 20, 2011

Smoothie

A Smoothie is someone with a smooth brain, who is stupid. Koala bears have smooth brains instead of wrinkled brains and are notoriously stupid animals.

"Bugga me m8, looks loik we got ourselves a propa smoothie!"

"This comment section is full of smoothies."

by EDKirk March 14, 2019