EDKirk's definitions
Noun- When you wear tight pants or pull your pants up so they are snug against your groin, highlighting your package for all the world to see.
Michael wouldn't get off the phone with his girlfriend, so we all showed him our boy bands to distract him.
by EDKirk November 27, 2011
Get the Boy Bandmug. A Smoothie is someone with a smooth brain, who is stupid. Koala bears have smooth brains instead of wrinkled brains and are notoriously stupid animals.
"Bugga me m8, looks loik we got ourselves a propa smoothie!"
"This comment section is full of smoothies."
"This comment section is full of smoothies."
by EDKirk March 14, 2019
Get the Smoothiemug. Originally referred to the National Economic Security And Recovery Act, which was a proposed economic reform that never gained any traction.
Now it is a conspiracy theory being pushed by a cultist and believed by QAnon-adjacent morons. It's usually referred to as NESARA/GESARA and the G stands for Global because they think there's a one world government or some shit.
Statistically speaking, if you know someone who believes the NESARA/GESARA conspiracy, that person is most likely the stupidest person you've ever met.
Now it is a conspiracy theory being pushed by a cultist and believed by QAnon-adjacent morons. It's usually referred to as NESARA/GESARA and the G stands for Global because they think there's a one world government or some shit.
Statistically speaking, if you know someone who believes the NESARA/GESARA conspiracy, that person is most likely the stupidest person you've ever met.
"Did you hear that Donald Trump is still president and that he will enact the GESARA/NESARA to save us from economic ruin?"
"Mom, grandpa is talking about conspiracy theories again, I think he's sundowning!"
"Mom, grandpa is talking about conspiracy theories again, I think he's sundowning!"
by EDKirk June 14, 2023
Get the GESARA/NESARAmug.