Booty

When used as an adjective, it means something undesirable, sketchy, or untrue. Completely interchangeable with bullshit.
She said you were her first? That's booty.

What a load of booty.

This place is booty, let's go choke ourselves in the shower.
by EDKirk January 19, 2011
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Colossal Shitstorm

A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.
My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!
by EDKirk January 19, 2011
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Missouri Compromise

When you're mom isn't feeling it tonight so you have to fuck your aunt
After I turned off Fox News for the evening I was disappointed I had to make the Missouri Compromise.

I don't mind a Missouri Compromise. #MAGA
by EDKirk March 14, 2019
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