Definitions by EDKirk
Hillbilly pencil holder
I bent over to pick up the pencil I dropped, but my friend stuck his pencil in my crack and yelled "hillbilly pencil holder!"
Hillbilly pencil holder by EDKirk June 1, 2011
Colossal Shitstorm
A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.
My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!
Colossal Shitstorm by EDKirk January 20, 2011
Booty
When used as an adjective, it means something undesirable, sketchy, or untrue. Completely interchangeable with bullshit.
She said you were her first? That's booty.
What a load of booty.
This place is booty, let's go choke ourselves in the shower.
What a load of booty.
This place is booty, let's go choke ourselves in the shower.