ED's definitions

george w. bush

The best president since Reagan. A Christian from the great state of Texas. A buttload of idiots hate him because he's killing off the Muslims that murdered a couple thousand Americans. Much better president than that asshole womanizer Bill Clinton. Nicknamed "Dubya".

Bush is killing off the Muslims for God.

by Ed April 6, 2005

special cake

the stuff carl brings back from amsterdam init.

look, carls brought back bare special cake
lets eat bare special cake

by Ed November 20, 2004

pedophile

A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.

Bob is is a pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls.

by Ed January 20, 2005

old school

the cool way of dressin and bein

me sam and nock are old school

by ed February 23, 2004

old school

from back in the day

Alphonse was feelin the old school hiphop flavas

by Ed April 28, 2003

Hasbian

A lesbian who now dates or marries a male.

Anne Heche is a hasbian

by Ed November 9, 2003

Kacked

vb intr. - messed up, broken, not functioning according to design
(vb. trans. - kack = break)

The sysadmin finally resigned himself to the fact that -- despite his best efforts -- the Linux server was kacked.

by Ed July 28, 2003