Jeremy McUnfunny

The kid who plays annoying meme music (highlights include Dame Da Ne and the USSR Anthem) in the back of the bus. Also a frequent generator of reddit moments.

He still hasn't found out why nobody finds his Jeremying to be funny.
One day, Jeremy McUnfunny walked onto the bus, and plonked his pathetic rear end onto the seat furthest from the underpaid eyes of the bus driver. He immediately turned on his overpriced phone, opened YouTube, and played "SOVIET ANTHEM EAR RAPE" much to the entire bus's chagrin. When he was supposed to hand in his History presentation, he instead "stick-bugged" the entire class for worthless reddit karma. Nobody found that funny either.
by E hates Q September 04, 2020
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Floor Turd

A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.
Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.
by E hates Q September 12, 2021
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Sex

The fuck are you doing here? Get back to work and stop looking up le epic funni words on Urban Dictionary.
I’m bored, so I’m gonna look up “sex” on Urban Dictionary.
by E hates Q July 20, 2022
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Used to mock people who suggest weird or impossible characters for Super Smash Bros.

Derived from a decent SNES game nobody remembers.
Person 1: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if sans was in smash?
Person 2: Yea, Stunt Race FX truck for smash!
Person 1: dafuq
by E hates Q May 09, 2018
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Attack Helicopter

A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.

Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
Olive: I identify as Neutrois.

Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter
by E hates Q May 04, 2020
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Rowing the boat

Melissa: Cathy, what the fuck are you doing here?
Cathy: Uh, I was just uh...uh... rowing the boat, if you know what I mean...
Melissa: Gross!
by E hates Q February 14, 2021
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London Underground

A metro system in the southeast of England that connects the suburbs to London's core. Smells like Burger King, piss, sweat and probably your mom.
Ah yes, the London Underground. Still smells of piss and burgers.
by E hates Q January 17, 2020
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