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The word "damn". Used to refer to said profanity without saying it yourself and thereby offending geriartric ears.
Larry: "Jimmy got a detention after dropping the D-Bomb in Art class..."
Linda: "The teachers can't even handle 'damn'? What a bunch of pussies!"
D-Bomb by E hates Q January 17, 2021
The non-existent profanity.
A-bomb: Ass
B-bomb: Bitch
C-bomb: Cunt
D-bomb: Dick (or Damn)
E-bomb: ???
F-bomb: Fuck
Larry dropped the very first E-bomb that man had ever heard, releasing the only non-slur word that is more offensive than the C-bomb.
E-bomb by E hates Q January 6, 2021

Fool's Mate 

A chess trap that only complete morons fall for.

The game is infamous for being the "two move checkmate".

1. f3 e5 (f3 is already a rather useless opening, as no pieces are developed with its aid)
2. g4 Qh4#

White is mated in two moves.

This trap almost never occurrs in actual play, as everyone who has even looked at a chess board knows how obvious this trap is.

A similar trap is the Scholar's mate (which is Black's fastest loss) which goes as follows:

1. e4 e5
2. Bc4 Nc6 (Bishop's Opening)
3. Qh5 Nf6??? (Nf6 is a blunder to rule all blunders)
4. Qxf7#

Black is checkmated.

Again, this trap almost never occurs in regular play.

Most chess courses warn about these traps very early on, so anyone who actually falls for them deserves a dunce hat.
Bob: I played chess with my son, Bob Jr. I played Fool's Mate and he took it hook line and sinker.
Alice: Heh, funny. I started hanging out with the jocks in high school after a nerd humiliated me with the Scholar's mate.
Fool's Mate by E hates Q January 1, 2021
A television type that everyone wants but nobody makes.
Bob: Hmm... I'll go look for a Trinitron CRT for my XBOX...ho ho holy shit! $200 on eBaY? Why don't they make these things anymore?
CRT by E hates Q December 28, 2020

69,420,133,790,016,660,000,000

A number including all the nice numbers (69, 420, 1337, 9001 and 666) that also happens to be a sextillion.
Rob: 69,420,133,790,016,660,000,000
Bob: Nice

Christmas Rushed 

Cyberpunk 2077
That was blantantly christmas rushed.
Christmas Rushed by E hates Q December 16, 2020

Among Us 

1. Scientific proof that kids are stupid.
Pink: Orange fucking vented in front of me
Orange: Pink lies
Blue: Pink sus
Red: Pink sus
White: Pink sus
Pink: yeah this is peak Among Us

Pink was not the Impostor

1 Impostor Remains
Among Us by E hates Q October 30, 2020