E hates Q's definitions

Standing In Quicksand

Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.

Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.

by E hates Q July 7, 2022

Shit-lent Green

Green shit. Your digestive system is probably working too fast and didn’t get the bile out of your dump. Or your just ate a shitton of asparagus and discoloured it.

Bob: Alright, who left a lump of Shit-lent Green in the toilet?

Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!

by E hates Q January 8, 2024

Stunt Race FX truck for smash

Used to mock people who suggest weird or impossible characters for Super Smash Bros.

Derived from a decent SNES game nobody remembers.

Person 1: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if sans was in smash?
Person 2: Yea, Stunt Race FX truck for smash!
Person 1: dafuq

by E hates Q May 9, 2018

Attack Helicopter

A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.

Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.

Olive: I identify as Neutrois.

Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter

by E hates Q May 4, 2020

Little Timmy

The name of a fictional male child when describing a scenario, not dissimilarly used to the names Alice and Bob.

Alice: So, when dolphins give birth, they come out swimming, and the first thing the mother does is teach the child how to breathe.
Bob: So it’s like “Welcome to the world, Little Timmy! Breathing lesson time!”

by E hates Q August 13, 2022

E-bomb

The non-existent profanity.
A-bomb: Ass
B-bomb: Bitch
C-bomb: Cunt
D-bomb: Dick (or Damn)
E-bomb: ???
F-bomb: Fuck

Larry dropped the very first E-bomb that man had ever heard, releasing the only non-slur word that is more offensive than the C-bomb.

by E hates Q January 6, 2021

trendymom

A trendymom is a mom born from 1980-1990 that attempts to be relevant by joining every single fad. Unfortunately, trendymoms do not have the capacity to know when a fad is dead.

Man 1: How dafuq did the wii win the console wars?
Man 2: because trendymoms.

by E hates Q May 18, 2018