Definitions by E hates Q

Jeremy McUnfunny 

The kid who plays annoying meme music (highlights include Dame Da Ne and the USSR Anthem) in the back of the bus. Also a frequent generator of reddit moments.

He still hasn't found out why nobody finds his Jeremying to be funny.

One day, Jeremy McUnfunny walked onto the bus, and plonked his pathetic rear end onto the seat furthest from the underpaid eyes of the bus driver. He immediately turned on his overpriced phone, opened YouTube, and played "SOVIET ANTHEM EAR RAPE" much to the entire bus's chagrin. When he was supposed to hand in his History presentation, he instead "stick-bugged" the entire class for worthless reddit karma. Nobody found that funny either.

Jeremy McUnfunny by E hates Q September 4, 2020

Attack Helicopter

A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.

Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.

Olive: I identify as Neutrois.

Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter

Attack Helicopter by E hates Q May 4, 2020

2020

The year where God was punishing humanity for creating the Cats movie. If you thought 2017 and 2019 were bad, 2020 is turning out absolutely rotten. One word: Coronavirus.

Me on December 31st: Wow, 2020 is going to be a much better year!
Me looking back on what I said while in my bed on March 24th in quarantine: Never before have I said something that aged so poorly.

2020 by E hates Q March 24, 2020

Chloe 

Your rich ex girlfriend who is always the first to mock you at school when you dun goof.

Mike: Goddammit, Chloe's approaching. And I have gravy on my shirt.
Xavier: Ay, didn't she leave you for a 19 year old in jail?

Chloe by E hates Q February 24, 2020

London Underground 

A metro system in the southeast of England that connects the suburbs to London's core. Smells like Burger King, piss, sweat and probably your mom.

Ah yes, the London Underground. Still smells of piss and burgers.

London Underground by E hates Q January 17, 2020

Gun Nuts

The people writing some of the definitions for gun control.

Yes, my dad's a gun nut. Yes, we could have spent that money on more useful things. Damn those gun nuts.

Gun Nuts by E hates Q January 11, 2020

Class of 2027 

12 year olds who spend all their time making Tik-toks and unironically saying Wholesome 100. They are also probably either Fortnite kids or treat r/fuckepic as the bible.

I have a bunch of Class of 2027 kids on my bus. A bunch of them held up the bus because they thought making a Tik-Tok while I was trying to get on was a good idea. Fucking numnuts.

Class of 2027 by E hates Q January 11, 2020