Licking The Bowl

When hung like a horse ones fella can be felt licking the bowl in a seating position.

I went for a dump and the trouser snake was licking the bowl.

by Duthart December 23, 2007

Ugoogiliser

Thingimebob. Often cant be found as dont know what it is realy called.

Where is the ugoogiliser? A: Look in you pants, you'll find it there you twat.

by Duthart October 21, 2008

Fella

Mans Sex organ. John thomas, Meat and two veg. Scott is inadequate.

Scott Birnie has a little fella.

by Duthart December 23, 2007

Crumpet Face

Someone who's face is more pitted than the moon. Seal is a nae bad singer but he is a bit of a crumpet face.

Seal eighties singer and crumpet face.

by Duthart December 23, 2007

Doof

Northern Scottish Slang for Condom.

Ah Yeh bas ma doof's burst. Better tell yer ma ye fell on it.

by Duthart June 10, 2007

Piekok

Man With manhood resembling pie. More Girth than length.

Mike, Put the piekok away and get on with your work.

by Duthart June 10, 2007

Monger

to break, F**k, Shaft, destroy. Make love unpassionately.

Kerynn stop mongering that computer and do some F***ing work

by Duthart June 10, 2007