A combination of the words "occupied" and "constipated". Most often used when tied up on the toilet.
Opal: "Ed, you've got a phone call. Get out of the bathroom!"
Ed: "I'm occupated, I'll call them back"
Opal: "Ed, get out here this instant!"
Ed: "Did you not hear me, I'm occupated, this could take a while!"
Ed: "I'm occupated, I'll call them back"
Opal: "Ed, get out here this instant!"
Ed: "Did you not hear me, I'm occupated, this could take a while!"
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 31, 2010
A hamburger made by Ben Hatley, often eaten near the end of summer and at the start of fall. Often it is grilled on a lawn chair instead of a grill. Ben Burgers are so huge that they take up a bunch of space. They are often covered in tomatoes, peppers, and onions. You can't get them anywhere else but Oshawa, Ontario. So if you're looking for something good to eat at the end of summer, get a Ben Burger. And remember, Ben Hatley sent you!
Ben: Oh boy, looks like its Ben Burger time again!
Liv: Mmm, I love your Ben Burgers to death!
Ben: They're huge, aren't they? One taste of this baby and you'll be runnin' for the Benmobile. Serious grease! (he's laughing very hard - gut shaking)
Sylvia: Hey guys, are you two having a Ben Burger? I've never had one. What's in it?
Dan: Whoah, these Ben Burgers are sweet! I'm dying to know the recipe.
Ben: Well, you take a hamburger and you set it out on the lawn chair. Then, when its cooked on one side, you flip it over and you cook it on the back side. And then you put onions, tomatoes, and peppers on it. Here, taste this!
Dan: (he tastes it) Oooh, this is good! Thank you! (he gives one to Sylvia)
Sylvia: Whoah, this is sweet! Might be a little hard the abdominals. But this is crazy sweet. Thank you!
Ben: You're welcome! Thank Liv too. She eats these. Now, let's hit the Benmobile. (he takes off jogging) See you there!
Liv: Mmm, I love your Ben Burgers to death!
Ben: They're huge, aren't they? One taste of this baby and you'll be runnin' for the Benmobile. Serious grease! (he's laughing very hard - gut shaking)
Sylvia: Hey guys, are you two having a Ben Burger? I've never had one. What's in it?
Dan: Whoah, these Ben Burgers are sweet! I'm dying to know the recipe.
Ben: Well, you take a hamburger and you set it out on the lawn chair. Then, when its cooked on one side, you flip it over and you cook it on the back side. And then you put onions, tomatoes, and peppers on it. Here, taste this!
Dan: (he tastes it) Oooh, this is good! Thank you! (he gives one to Sylvia)
Sylvia: Whoah, this is sweet! Might be a little hard the abdominals. But this is crazy sweet. Thank you!
Ben: You're welcome! Thank Liv too. She eats these. Now, let's hit the Benmobile. (he takes off jogging) See you there!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 01, 2011
Fishing inside a couch for random things. Often played by Earl Pickles & his grandson Nelson Wolfe. Crazy things happen when you Sofa Fish. TRY IT!
Earl: Hey Nelson, let's go Sofa Fishing today!
Nelson: Oh boy I love Sofa Fishing!
Earl: OK, let's see what we catch.
Nelson: Sofa Fishing forever! It's so fun!
Earl: Rock on buddy! (slaps a high five)
Nelson: Oh boy I love Sofa Fishing!
Earl: OK, let's see what we catch.
Nelson: Sofa Fishing forever! It's so fun!
Earl: Rock on buddy! (slaps a high five)
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 09, 2012
An exercise program created by Ben Hatley. Used as a warm up stretch before he does other things. His wife, Liv, often joins him as do his four grandkids, especially Nick. He often will spend hours doing these, much to Liv's dismay. This is one of the best warm up stretches you can do.
Ben: (groaning) Oh, I threw my back out. I should have done my Hatleystretch.
Liv: No problem. I was about to do my Tai Chi anyway. Want me to help?
Ben: Sure! Once I stretch out, here, I'm hopping on the Benmobile. (Ben and Liv start stretching each other)
Liv: Here, easy there, don't overstretch it, now. You don't want to tear up a muscle.
Ben: Yeah, you're right. Maybe we should just do it easy so that we just warm the muscle. We don't want it to rip.
Nick: What are you two doing? Can I try it, too?
Ben: Sure! Its just our Hatleystretch. Why don't you try it? Granma Liv can help.
Liv: (takes Nick and starts stretching him) Now this is easy. Just do what I do, okay?
Nick: (starts laughing) Wow! This feels great. Have you always done this?
(Ben and Liv both start laughing)
Ben: Yup! We've been doing it for several years. Heck, I invented it! Used to do it when I lugged mail.
Liv: I've done it, too! Helps me with my Tai Chi. (lunges at Nick doing a crane punch)
Nick: Wow! Hatleystretches are nice! I'm gonna have to tell Mommy and Daddy how!
Liv: No problem. I was about to do my Tai Chi anyway. Want me to help?
Ben: Sure! Once I stretch out, here, I'm hopping on the Benmobile. (Ben and Liv start stretching each other)
Liv: Here, easy there, don't overstretch it, now. You don't want to tear up a muscle.
Ben: Yeah, you're right. Maybe we should just do it easy so that we just warm the muscle. We don't want it to rip.
Nick: What are you two doing? Can I try it, too?
Ben: Sure! Its just our Hatleystretch. Why don't you try it? Granma Liv can help.
Liv: (takes Nick and starts stretching him) Now this is easy. Just do what I do, okay?
Nick: (starts laughing) Wow! This feels great. Have you always done this?
(Ben and Liv both start laughing)
Ben: Yup! We've been doing it for several years. Heck, I invented it! Used to do it when I lugged mail.
Liv: I've done it, too! Helps me with my Tai Chi. (lunges at Nick doing a crane punch)
Nick: Wow! Hatleystretches are nice! I'm gonna have to tell Mommy and Daddy how!
by Dusty's Baby Powder May 18, 2011
The reverse of a Swampy Romp. A date between Amos Halftrack and Bryant Hollifiield. Held without his wife, Martha, aka Marty, knowing the date is often held very sneakily. Amos often grabs Bryant wanting to get out of the house. Marty Parties are fun! If you want some fun time, don't be tardy - you don't want to be late for a Marty Party!
Amos: Hey Bryant, let's get out of here. I got a golf game with Major Burk today. You want to come?
Bryant: Sure! This is gonna be a Marty Party. Marty won't even know we're gone.
Amos: I got an idea. Why don't I wear my PJs and that party hat? Randy's gonna flip! (he laughs at Bryant)
Bryant: This is gonna be good. Boy, are we gonna have fun!
Amos: Why not?! You know you love to have dates with us. This is your first Marty Party, I think.
Randy: Hey Amos, long time, no see! You here for our golf game? And who is the boy?
Amos: This is my friend, Bryant Hollifield. We're having a Marty Party. Just him and me. The wife isn't here.
Randy: (shakes Bryant's hand) I'm Major Randy Burk. I've heard so much about you. You were at the party the other night, weren't you?
Bryant: Yes. I hope I didn't ruin it.
Randy: No, you didn't. Here, let's play! What do you think, maybe nine holes? With whoever gets the most putts in the holes wins? (they all start playing)
Amos: Whoah, that was a fun game we played! I can't believe we beat him. Boy, is Marty gonna be mad! (he runs to his easy chair and flops down in it)
Marty: Where have you been? Did you have a good time?
Bryant: Sure! You missed it. Marty Parties rock. You should have been there.
Bryant: Sure! This is gonna be a Marty Party. Marty won't even know we're gone.
Amos: I got an idea. Why don't I wear my PJs and that party hat? Randy's gonna flip! (he laughs at Bryant)
Bryant: This is gonna be good. Boy, are we gonna have fun!
Amos: Why not?! You know you love to have dates with us. This is your first Marty Party, I think.
Randy: Hey Amos, long time, no see! You here for our golf game? And who is the boy?
Amos: This is my friend, Bryant Hollifield. We're having a Marty Party. Just him and me. The wife isn't here.
Randy: (shakes Bryant's hand) I'm Major Randy Burk. I've heard so much about you. You were at the party the other night, weren't you?
Bryant: Yes. I hope I didn't ruin it.
Randy: No, you didn't. Here, let's play! What do you think, maybe nine holes? With whoever gets the most putts in the holes wins? (they all start playing)
Amos: Whoah, that was a fun game we played! I can't believe we beat him. Boy, is Marty gonna be mad! (he runs to his easy chair and flops down in it)
Marty: Where have you been? Did you have a good time?
Bryant: Sure! You missed it. Marty Parties rock. You should have been there.
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 24, 2011
A form of nap training which combines power napping, hard exercise, and massage. Most notably created and used by Opal Crankshaft. Opal Crankshaft Nap Training.
Opal: I just had a rough afternoon of OCNT!
Beatrice: What's OCNT?
Opal: O-pal C-rankshaft N-ap T-raining.
Beatrice: Oh my word, Morris is gonna love that. He could use a some rigorous nap training!!
Beatrice: What's OCNT?
Opal: O-pal C-rankshaft N-ap T-raining.
Beatrice: Oh my word, Morris is gonna love that. He could use a some rigorous nap training!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 23, 2010
A mix of the words 'dweeb' and 'geek'. Commonly used to refer to Ralph Drabble's oldest son,l Norman, who is an obvious nerd. Also seen in the adjective form 'dweeky'.
Ralph: Don't be such a dweek! College is fun.
Norman: Yeah right. That's a good one, Dad.
Ralph: Well, you gotta remember mall cops are a little dweeky.
Norman: Crazy job! This world is full of dweeks.
Norman: Yeah right. That's a good one, Dad.
Ralph: Well, you gotta remember mall cops are a little dweeky.
Norman: Crazy job! This world is full of dweeks.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 11, 2010