105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

"I'm feeling hungry" said June.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.
by Dunky Oggins December 12, 2003
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having a period; menstruating.
better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.
by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003
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I saw Britney on Top of the Pops last night and i got a massive Irish toothache.
by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003
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Kevin was very disappointed: Peggy had turned down his offer of a date.
"You wombat!" exclaimed John, "Everyone knows she's a clithopper."
by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004
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Kevin ended up with a black eye when he was caught ogling a girl's prize faggots at the snooker club and her boyfriend gave him a bunch of fives.
by Dunky Oggins December 7, 2003
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june gave me a gob toss while alec was playing with his garden gnomes.
by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
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One uses one's jumble-giblets to give one's partner some giblet pie.
by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004
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