105 definitions by Dunky Oggins
"I'm feeling hungry" said June.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.
by Dunky Oggins December 12, 2003
having a period; menstruating.
better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.
by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003
an erection.
by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003
Kevin was very disappointed: Peggy had turned down his offer of a date.
"You wombat!" exclaimed John, "Everyone knows she's a clithopper."
"You wombat!" exclaimed John, "Everyone knows she's a clithopper."
by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004
Kevin ended up with a black eye when he was caught ogling a girl's prize faggots at the snooker club and her boyfriend gave him a bunch of fives.
by Dunky Oggins December 7, 2003
by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004