spunky dunky

A used condom.

John got really cross when he found a spunky dunky by the garages outside his towerblock. "I bet it's that peanut-packer ambulanceman" he seethed.

by Dunky Oggins December 08, 2003

farting around

wasting time doing something ineffective or worthless.

Look at Cole, farting around with the ball again.

by Dunky Oggins October 27, 2003

postilion

to give sexual pleasure by inserting a finger into the anus.

"I'm getting very worried about Edward," said a grave-faced Elizabeth, "Yesterday he was caught postilioning the new butler."

by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

scatting

A sexual act entailing defecating onto the face of one's partner.

Doctor, can i have some Picolax please, my new girlfriend is into scatting.

by Dunky Oggins December 16, 2003

get some duke

To have someone's fingers or fist inserted into one's anus for sexual pleasure.

"Oh yes, my Phillip likes to get some duke" said Elizabeth rolling up her sleeves.

by Dunky Oggins December 16, 2003

hoggins [also 'oggins]

British Sexual pleasure.

Did you get your hoggins last night?

by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003

lay a pipeline

to defecate

i'm gonna go and lay a pipeline before my bag bursts.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003