Dunky Oggins's definitions

jumble-giblets

The penis.

One uses one's jumble-giblets to give one's partner some giblet pie.

by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004

cunt-struck

sexually infatuated with a woman

I was cunt-struck after seeing Thatcher on tv the other night.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

parallel parking

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

by Dunky Oggins November 9, 2003

spastic chariot

An invalid carriage, that is a 3 wheel vehicle specially designed for disabled drivers, outlawed now in the UK on safety grounds.

I thought June would be impressed when i pulled up in my spastic chariot, but she just looked at me contemptuously.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

fuckleberry

semen stuck to one's pubic hair or body hair.

"I better go take a shower" said Elizabeth to a proud-looking Phillip, "I'm smoothered in fuckleberries."

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

shonker

a Tottenham supporter.

Ali G is a shonker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

Mexican lipstick

Smears of blood around the mouth of a person who has been performing cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

"Oh daddy, has someone given you a bunch of fives" said a distraught Charles.
"No, it's one's Mexican lipstick" replied Phillip smugly.

by Dunky Oggins June 11, 2006