Greek sauna

Placing one's partner's head under the duvet after one has broken wind.
"Phillip, you do love to give a Greek sauna don't you" said a gagging Elizabeth.
by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003
mugGet the Greek saunamug.

dumdum bullet

gay slang for a particularly large penis, so named because of the supposed damage it does to internal organs during anal intercourse.
I almost fainted when, with a wicked twinkle in his eye, Alec whipped out his dumdum bullet.
by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003
mugGet the dumdum bulletmug.

callibisters

One's callibisters is what contains one's bollock yoghurt.
by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004
mugGet the callibistersmug.

get some cold comfort

To have sexual relations with a corpse.
Poor old Alec, he got sacked from his new job at the undertakers when the boss caught him getting some cold comfort.
by Dunky Oggins January 09, 2004
mugGet the get some cold comfortmug.

Irish shave

i better go take an Irish shave, that curry i had last night seems to have worked its way through.
by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003
mugGet the Irish shavemug.

vatican roulette

Charles was very stressed: he had had some vatican roulette with his new maid and now he was worried she might be up the duff.
by Dunky Oggins January 06, 2004
mugGet the vatican roulettemug.

cunny-haunted

A male obsessed with sex.
Poor Trevor's suffering from horn colic again, he's cunny-haunted.
by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004
mugGet the cunny-hauntedmug.