dumdum bullet

gay slang for a particularly large penis, so named because of the supposed damage it does to internal organs during anal intercourse.

I almost fainted when, with a wicked twinkle in his eye, Alec whipped out his dumdum bullet.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

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jumble-giblets

One uses one's jumble-giblets to give one's partner some giblet pie.

by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004

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To be infected with gonorrhoea, so named by the pain the disease causes when urinating.

Cherie was very upset: she was not able to have a bit of giblet pie for several weeks because Tony had been pissing broken glass.

by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

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Cherie was riding the cotton pony, but Tony was so desperate for a bunk up he asked her if he could have a strawberry swirly.

by Dunky Oggins December 06, 2003

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i wouldn't go swimming in there mate, it's full of Gravesend sweetmeats.

by Dunky Oggins November 14, 2003

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A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.

Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her kebab.

by Dunky Oggins November 22, 2003

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I always wondered why June had an almost permanent smile on her face, until i discovered Alec had a liver-lifter.

by Dunky Oggins December 24, 2003

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