thunderturds

Defecation accompanied by loud and evil-smelling flatulence.
Stay out of the toilet for a while folks, Kevin's got thunderturds again.
by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003
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strawberry swirly

Cherie was riding the cotton pony, but Tony was so desperate for a bunk up he asked her if he could have a strawberry swirly.
by Dunky Oggins December 05, 2003
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fuck wank

to masturbate while replicating the actions and motion of intercourse, for example by thrusting against a rolled-up pillow.
i saw Thatcher on tv the other day, and had to rush upstairs for a fuck wank.
by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
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bunk up

I had a lovely bunk up with Britney last night.
by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003
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whack the one-eyed worm

Dave got so excited watching the Hammerettes he had to rush off at half-time and whack the one-eyed worm.
by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003
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pocket pleaser

A small sex toy (vibrator) used by women.
Thatcher faced public derision when she dropped her handbag during the Remembrance Day service and out fell her pocket pleaser.
by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003
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jampot

1) the vagina
2) the anus (US Black slang)
"I most certainly fancy a jampot" sighed Jacko lustfully.
Editor's Note: it is uncertain whether this example pertains to definition 1 or definition 2.
by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003
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