swear jar

A bullshit tyrannical procedure that's set up by most parents in order to improve their personal image

child: damnit
dad: Oh, that's one dollar from you young man
child: (breaks swear jar) Fuck the system

by Dubiks March 02, 2019

bureaucrat

A person who instills obedience and conformity instead of independent thought

A bureaucrat advized me to keep working for my shitty boss even though he verbally abuses me

by Dubiks March 02, 2019

gucci

The fastest way to earn fake friends

(person #1 wears gucci)
person #2: WOAH!!! Nice shoes! Can I be your friend, you're so cool.
person #1: Sure man, and thanks for the compliment
*next day*
(person #1 wears sweatshirt and sweat pants)
person #2: What the hell are you wearing? I thought you were actually cool. We were gonna be the bestest of bros. Now I realize that your just a fucking loser like everyone else.
person #1: If you only like me because of my attire then we weren't ever really gonna be bros to begin with.

by Dubiks February 02, 2019

free thinking

The best way to live your life that prevents anxiety and depression

*example of free thinking*
Why the fuck would I listen to a man who believes that raping children is morally okay, but masturbating isn't?

by Dubiks January 13, 2019

Donald Trump's Wall

A waste of time, effort, and money.

idk how anyone can be able to enjoy building Donald Trump's Wall for a living

by Dubiks February 15, 2019

ground

look down

look down and you'll see the ground

by Dubiks January 05, 2019

soup

Something gullible people eat with a fork

Me: say fort 3 times
gullible person: fort fort fort
Me: now spell it 3 times
gullible person: f o r t f o r t f o r t
Me: What do you eat soup with?
gullible person: a fork
Me: really cuz I eat it with a spoon

by Dubiks March 05, 2019