emotional definition

When you write a definition while being under extreme emotional distress in which the definition will end up sounding crazy and/or illogical

Example of a girl who broke up with his bf writing an emotional definition

Chad
A fucking dickhead asshole who cheats on his gf to fuck another slut who is way uglier than i am. He is a fuckboy who pretended to love me for who i am and now he's getting gonorrhea from some bitch cunt with a slutty attitude.

example
Jared I know you're fucking reading this and I hope you die in hell for what you've done to me. Fuck you

(Note this did not actually happen but there are definitions like this on UD)

by Dubiks January 07, 2019

R

The movie rating in which edgy 12-year-olds make a desperate attempt to get into or watch, even though they don't get half of the jokes in the movie.

brother: "You know, mom and dad said you aren't suppose to be watching rated R movies."
12-year-old: "Fuck mom and dad, I can watch whatever I want."

by Dubiks November 13, 2018

lock the door

What people almost never do when they use the bathroom

Me: (opens unlocked bathroom door) OH GOD DAMNIT! Lock the door next time dude, jesus

by Dubiks April 20, 2019

spoiled cunt

Someone who is so spoiled to the point where they act like a complete cunt. They get everything they ever want through yelling, screaming, crying, and anything that'll get the sympathy of their parents. They are a step up from the typical spoiled brats in which they are even more bratty and spoiled.

spoiled cunt: "MOM!!! I want a golden Lamborghini for my 16th birthday!"
mom: "Ok honey, but we already have a golden Ferrari"
spoiled cunt: "BUT MOM THE FERRARI IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO IMPRESS MY FRIENDS" (smashes iPhone X on the ground)
mom: "Ok, we'll get you a golden Lamborghini."
spoiled cunt: "K, I also want a golden iPhone X."

by Dubiks August 22, 2018

6ix9ine

A rapper who yells every time he raps

person: bruh stop yellin all the time while u rap
6ix9ine: I'M NOT YELLIN THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE

by Dubiks March 02, 2019

charity

Usually a non-profit organization that raises money and volunteers for a good cause. Now, a lot of charities are good at heart but there are some that are completely vile and only exist to trick people into giving them money. Unfortunately, a lot of corporations take advantage of people’s good nature as they’ll emotionally manipulate the people around them into giving them money

The best thing to do is to really research before you donate to a specific charity, especially if you’re donating a large amount of money. Believe me, the absolute worst thing that could happen is if you donate a large sum of money to some greedy asshole who already has too much for his own good

by Dubiks April 09, 2019

the system

A societal structure created by humans in order to create security and order in our society. It is the reason why our technology is as advanced as it is and also the only thing that prevents our society from spiraling into total chaos. However, it's often blamed by people who aren't successful or have had unlucky circumstances which is sometimes justifiable due to the amount of racism and police brutality that's still going on to this day. It's also the reason why our environment is in such a messed up state because of the amount of dependency it has on economic profits.

The main problem with the system is that it is very hesitant towards change. A lot of people heavily despise the system because of this and wish they were able to get rid of the system altogether. However, if we get rid of the system altogether, our whole civilization would be in complete chaos. So, instead of trying to get rid of the system, we should all make an effort to improve it to be more tolerable and accepting towards positive change.

by Dubiks March 09, 2019