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Black Friday

Bloodshed of thousands of Americans as they fight, maul, and scrape their way through stores to get the "cheapest" possible prices.
*example of Black Friday*
mom#1: (takes last toaster)
mom#2: "GIVE ME THAT TOASTER YOU CUNT!"
mom#1: "It's mine bitch, you'll just have to come back tomorrow where it's $3 more."
mom#2: "FUCK YOU!"
(fight breaks out)
by Dubiks November 22, 2018
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Snow

A magical powder that can either be frozen water or an illegal drug
by Dubiks December 25, 2018
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All Alpha April

The month where you realize through Must Meditate March that the meaning of life is to have sex and assert dominance in which you try to fuck as many girls as possible throughout the month of April.
(Arpil 1)
person 1: So how's the meditating been going?
person 2: Well, the universe told me that my next step is to fuck as many girls as possible for All Alpha April. I already had sex with 3 chicks today
person 1: Ok? Well don't start having sex with my gf now. She's off limits
person 2: Oh I already have >:)
by Dubiks April 2, 2019
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Easter

A time when a bunny shits out eggs for children to eat
*example of easter*
Mmmm... This chocolate shit is good!
by Dubiks December 24, 2018
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Ni🅱️🅱️a

A meme-ified version of saying the n word that white people can use.
Black person: ayyyy what’s up my ni🅱️🅱️a
White person: all good ni🅱️🅱️a hbu
Black person: I’m doin fine man
by Dubiks April 16, 2019
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unjust law

The only type of law that's made to be broken.
* example of unjust law in the 1950's*
"do-gooder": What are you doing? You know your not allowed to bring black people into your house. That's illegal.
Actual good person: Dude, people were throwing rocks at him, I had to get him inside.
"do-gooder": YOU REBEL!!! CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE YOURSELF NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON!!!
Actual good person: Says the person who stones black people for fun.
by Dubiks November 30, 2018
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Autism Speaks

The people at Autism Speaks are committing hate crimes against the autistic community.
by Dubiks January 18, 2019
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