Definitions by Dubiks
not my proudest fap
What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video
not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019
420
Stoner 1: it’s 420!
Stoner 2: here’s ur present in honor of 420
Stoner 1: No way! Alaskan thunderfuck, my favorite!
Stoner 2: did u get me anything
Stoner 1: hell yeah, here u go.
Stoner 2: omg! A brand new dab rig, just for me!
Stoner 1: yeah, i remember u dropped ur last one while I were really fucked up on Khalid’s kush.
Stoner 2: damn, that was how I broke it.
Stoner 1: yeah man, i knee u wouldn’t remember so I just got u a new one.
Stoner 2: what the hell are we waiting for. Let’s smoke this shit up!
Stoner 1: hell yeah!
Stoner 2: here’s ur present in honor of 420
Stoner 1: No way! Alaskan thunderfuck, my favorite!
Stoner 2: did u get me anything
Stoner 1: hell yeah, here u go.
Stoner 2: omg! A brand new dab rig, just for me!
Stoner 1: yeah, i remember u dropped ur last one while I were really fucked up on Khalid’s kush.
Stoner 2: damn, that was how I broke it.
Stoner 1: yeah man, i knee u wouldn’t remember so I just got u a new one.
Stoner 2: what the hell are we waiting for. Let’s smoke this shit up!
Stoner 1: hell yeah!
Easter
The day when a giant bunny sneaks into every house in America and gives it's unhatched children to other children who will end up eating them
Me: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America
Easter Bunny
A giant bunny that sneaks into every house in America gives it's unhatched children away for other children to eat. Also, what candy companies monetize the shit out of in order to gain profit.
regular human being: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH! (pulls out gun and shoots Easter Bunny) (turns on light) Oh shit.
Easter Bunny by Dubiks April 20, 2019
Urban Dictionary virgin
Urban Dictionary virgin by Dubiks April 18, 2019