demons

Possibly the most satanic things a human being can come across. They are summoned from the darkest depths of hell and eventually find their way to Earth to torture human beings across the world. They're the monsters that make little voices inside your head that make you feel worthless, incompetent, hated, in-confident, and almost every other negative trait you can think of. They will make you feel like complete shit until you either figure out a way to get rid of them, or kill yourself to get away from the monstrous beings. They're nearly impossible to get rid of once inside your head and will take a tremendous amount of work to get rid of. The sooner you get rid of these demons the better, as they will often grow stronger and stronger until they literally devour your soul and spirit.
Fortunately, there are ways of getting rid of these demons for good which are called healthy coping mechanisms. However, there are also unhealthy coping mechanisms that will only work for a short amount of time and will often make the demons stronger in the long run.

Healthy Coping Mechanisms
hanging out with friends
having a hobby
writing your feelings down
working out
practicing being positive

Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
looking at porn
doing drugs
drinking alcohol
cutting yourself
eating junk food

Demon: "You suck. Everyone hates you and thinks you're a fucking loser. You don't deserve to be alive and will benefit everyone if you would just end it all. Now go kill yourself like the worthless piece of shit you are!"
Me: (sigh) "Why me god, why me?"
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An editor on urban dictionary who keeps rejecting definitions
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April Fools

What you say when you prank someone hella hard on April Foolโ€™s Day.
April Fools motherfuckers!
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2020

The year Donald Trump will finally lose his presidency
The racism and bigotry will finally end in 2020
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Girl: OH GOD IM GONNA CUM!
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ UHHHHH!!!
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control

What every human being desires yet has such a hard time obtaining it
People go out of their way to have complete control of their life but seem to get very lost on this journey
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๐Ÿ“ฑ

1. A thing that controls the majority of the human population
2. What many people use as a way to avoid awkward conversations
3. What people go ape shit without
4. A life source for most humans
5. What causes narcissists to post shit loads of photos hoping to get as much attention as possible
6. The reason why no one plays outside anymore
Kid 1: what do u wanna do
Kid 2: letโ€™s watch Jake paul on my ๐Ÿ“ฑ
Kid1: fuck yeah
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