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hiroshita

Creating a fart so nasty, it clears an entire room and lingers for a long time.
The pilot dropping the hiroshita exclaimed, "what have I done."
by Duke February 15, 2003
mugGet the hiroshitamug.

alternacaps

Everyone that types in alternacaps should have hot battery acid poured on their unmentionables so that they never procreate EVER!
by Duke August 9, 2003
mugGet the alternacapsmug.

Dirty Bird

1. a young attractive woman of questionable origins
2. a young under-dressed and generally whorish woman
Cristina Agulara is such a dirty bird her vigina drips mud.
by Duke April 28, 2003
mugGet the Dirty Birdmug.

man crush

A man who has a crush on another man without sexual attraction.
"Hey, Ted. I heard you spent the night over at Dave's."
"Yeah, we played twister and scrabble and watched movies, and spent all night talking, bizzatch."
"Dude, you're 35, acting like you're 12, and you're using his language. You've got a man crush."
by Duke February 16, 2003
mugGet the man crushmug.

man batter

I got man batter all over this one girl's face in my latest bukakke movie "take it in the face, bitch."
by Duke January 22, 2003
mugGet the man battermug.

Harshing my mellow

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a nancy (see Nancy) brings down your elated feelings while high.
Dude, you're really harshin' my mellow.
by Duke May 13, 2005
mugGet the Harshing my mellowmug.

skoocum

describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
Skoocum meaning good or excellent, not to be confused with scrotum which is between a male or shemales legs full of hair and testicles.
describing sentence: Man this is one skoocum set up you got going here.
by Duke December 28, 2003
mugGet the skoocummug.

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