Dragonlady58's definitions

stubble hump

The action of sitting on your man's face before his morning shave.

I love a good stubble hump first thing in the morning.

by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020

Blastardly Deeds

Blastardly Deeds (bah-last-turd-lee dee-dah-zzze)s) verb.

Blastardly deeds are deeds, action, intentions of a dastardly, blasted bastard.

There goes Ken up to his usual blastardly deeds again. Didn't he use to be a Bardtard?

by Dragonlady58 December 31, 2020

Twieffer

Twieffer (adjective) A word used to describe a meth head tweeter thief.

Ever girl Cuntree goes with is scankadelic twieffer who eats carrots.

by Dragonlady58 December 5, 2020

Hickhop

Hickhop (huh-ick-who-uh-hop) noun; is an original genre of music created by the Hoodbilly. The creation of which is from the hoodbilly lack of a useful opposable thumbs thus rendering him unable to use tools. The Hoodbilly, like his cousin rattus neotoma, have a tendency to grab and run with objects that catch their fancy. Playing radios are one of their favorite items so they are known for snatching them up and squirreling them away in their community nesting areas. They have no idea that you can turn them off or change the station so it is not uncommon for five or six radios to be blaring different radio stations all at one time in a Hoodbilly’s roost. Hoodbillys, lacking the benefits of an evolved brain, cannot differentiate between the radios each playing its separate music so he experiences the separate sounds as one single sound. In short, being a mimic, he sings what he hears, all the songs as one song. This particular genre of music is unpopular among both humans and animals alike. It is for this reason that this style of music is relatively unknown. It is not produced or recorded because, well, the Hoodbilly cannot use tools.

Hickhop should be illegal.

by Dragonlady58 January 24, 2021

Bearded Clam

A 1970s era erotic novel term for a vagina.

Her bearded clam wept.

by Dragonlady58 December 10, 2020

Old School Cool

A term that describes cool back in the day OG’s, hippies and hipsters. Peoples whose coolism lies in their old school back in the day ways. They have moral values that are fair, see all humans as equal, don’t steal, believe in the value of working for your living, hip, free thinkers with open minds. These people have a live and let attitude, is willing to a help a friend, a neighbor, a stranger. They find impossible to pass up a pan handler with out putting money in their hand. They are general non judge mental but to extent that they could be considered libtards. They are not afraid to stand up and stand against violence, racism, prejudice in all its forms, cronyism, corruption and government ills. They as a rule are anarchists. They don’t like The Man.

Lets ask Leroy. He is Old School Cool. He knows everything.

by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020

Ebonically Impaired

Describes the state of a person cannot learn to speak, read, or write or understand the Ebonics Language.

Patient: Dr. Crakerjack when I find myself traversing through the underserved areas of our fair city I find myself unable to understand or to verbally communicate with the natives indicative to these communities.

Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.

by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020