23 definitions by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D.
1.) A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a toilet.
2.) A room or booth containing such a fixture.
2.) A room or booth containing such a fixture.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003
1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003
I just spent $20 listing my crap on ebay and I sold not one thing. At least with a newspaper I can actually find my listing where someone might see it!
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
The cheif or second in command of all faggots or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence. Usually quite skilled at ass fucking and cock sucking. May also have the voice of a little girly boy.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 27, 2003
The investment you make betting that your worth more dead than alive. Upon death your investment usually results in your family getting rich.
John was a loser not worth a crap to his family, then he died and the life insurance made then filthy stinking rich.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003
Those who love to move to a new home every 6 months and then expect their friends to help them move every time using their vehicles.
Joe and Mary, who are movementarians, love to move every 6 months and then we must break our backs and use our cars. They can't even spring for a $80 moving truck. We break our backs and get the privilage to be their friends. Oh how ever would they get along without their friends.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003