fuckee

The receiver of sex from the fucker who gives the sex.

Jack and Jill had sex. Jack was the fucker on top giving it hard to Jill who was on the bottom taking on the role of the fuckee.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

crapola

The color that derives from melting every Crayola crayon ever made togther.

I melted my entire 96 pack of Crayola crayons in a metal pot and it formed the ugly color known as crapola.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003

Crapper

1.) A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a toilet.
2.) A room or booth containing such a fixture.

Hey, man don't go in the bathroom I just took a sweet shit on the crapper and the stink is so fine.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003

cock sock

A small cloth sock worn by male actors in movie love scenes that show a lot of skin.

Robert Downey Jr. was forced to wear a cock sock for the love scene because the actress didn't want his druggy penis near her vagina.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

life insurance

The investment you make betting that your worth more dead than alive. Upon death your investment usually results in your family getting rich.

John was a loser not worth a crap to his family, then he died and the life insurance made then filthy stinking rich.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003

fuckle

A term for comedy sex that combines fuck and chuckle. Usually involves the exchange of comedic talk, sounds, and laughter during sex.

Jack and Jill had quite a funny fuckle as they exchanged crazy sounds with each other while making goofy faces.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

fairy master

The master of all fairies or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence.

Dwyane was the fairy master of all his gay friends.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003