Definitions by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D.

Martha Stewart

A sweet old rich bitch I would like to screw and get money from.

I had sex with Martha Stewart and now I have access to the petty cash.

Martha Stewart by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

ebay 

An place where you pay money to list the crap you want to sell and no one will buy it.

I just spent $20 listing my crap on ebay and I sold not one thing. At least with a newspaper I can actually find my listing where someone might see it!

ebay by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

McDonalds 

A restaurant with good tasting food, but unfortunatly prepeared by underpaid teenagers, or adult losers who don't care about anything so that they might add special McBodily fluid, or McGerm additions to your food.

Boy this Mcdonalds cheeseburger is good tasting, but I can't help but think I shouldn't be eating this since a greasy pimple faced kid made this. If only they would use McRobots instead.

McDonalds by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

cock sock 

A small cloth sock worn by male actors in movie love scenes that show a lot of skin.

Robert Downey Jr. was forced to wear a cock sock for the love scene because the actress didn't want his druggy penis near her vagina.

cock sock by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

fuckee 

The receiver of sex from the fucker who gives the sex.

Jack and Jill had sex. Jack was the fucker on top giving it hard to Jill who was on the bottom taking on the role of the fuckee.

fuckee by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

sammy sosa 

One who cheats at baseball using a corked bat or other tactics to attain record fame.

Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.

sammy sosa by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

fuckle 

A term for comedy sex that combines fuck and chuckle. Usually involves the exchange of comedic talk, sounds, and laughter during sex.

Jack and Jill had quite a funny fuckle as they exchanged crazy sounds with each other while making goofy faces.

fuckle by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003