1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003
I just spent $20 listing my crap on ebay and I sold not one thing. At least with a newspaper I can actually find my listing where someone might see it!
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
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by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
Jack and Jill had sex. Jack was the fucker on top giving it hard to Jill who was on the bottom taking on the role of the fuckee.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
The act of agressive ejaculator.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
A cereal that claims it is kid tested, and mother approved. It may very well be mother approved, but you will notice they only say it is kid tested, but not approved. Perhaps because it isn't! Any normal kid thinks it tastes like crap!
Little Jimmy passes up all the other sweet cereals for plain Kix..only because he is in a commmercial and being paid big money!
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 25, 2003