Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D.'s definitions

sammy sosa

One who cheats at baseball using a corked bat or other tactics to attain record fame.

Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

crApple

The worlds worst drink on Earth. Usually refers to Snapple,or some other crappy tasting juice drink that waters itself down and then charges more money.

This apple Snapple crapple tastes like apple water shit. I knew apple juice, I worked with apple juice, and you Snapple sir are no apple juice!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

wendys

A fast food restaurant that often spices up the food with a mouse or other rodent in their food. Especially the chili.

I loves them Wendys rodent food!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

Martha Stewart

A sweet old rich bitch I would like to screw and get money from.

I had sex with Martha Stewart and now I have access to the petty cash.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

fairy master

The master of all fairies or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence.

Dwyane was the fairy master of all his gay friends.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003

Smuckers Fuckers

A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.

Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

ebay

An place where you pay money to list the crap you want to sell and no one will buy it.

I just spent $20 listing my crap on ebay and I sold not one thing. At least with a newspaper I can actually find my listing where someone might see it!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003