Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D.'s definitions

Crapper

1.) A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a toilet.
2.) A room or booth containing such a fixture.

Hey, man don't go in the bathroom I just took a sweet shit on the crapper and the stink is so fine.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003

Masturbator

1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

Uncle Fucker, the masturbator from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003

Smuckers Fuckers

A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.

Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

crApple

The worlds worst drink on Earth. Usually refers to Snapple,or some other crappy tasting juice drink that waters itself down and then charges more money.

This apple Snapple crapple tastes like apple water shit. I knew apple juice, I worked with apple juice, and you Snapple sir are no apple juice!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

exuzva

The act of agressive ejaculator.

That Superman gots exuzva! He just shot his load 100 feet through a brick wall!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

McDonalds

A restaurant with good tasting food, but unfortunatly prepeared by underpaid teenagers, or adult losers who don't care about anything so that they might add special McBodily fluid, or McGerm additions to your food.

Boy this Mcdonalds cheeseburger is good tasting, but I can't help but think I shouldn't be eating this since a greasy pimple faced kid made this. If only they would use McRobots instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

wendys

A fast food restaurant that often spices up the food with a mouse or other rodent in their food. Especially the chili.

I loves them Wendys rodent food!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003