sammy sosa

One who cheats at baseball using a corked bat or other tactics to attain record fame.
Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.
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movementarians

Those who love to move to a new home every 6 months and then expect their friends to help them move every time using their vehicles.
Joe and Mary, who are movementarians, love to move every 6 months and then we must break our backs and use our cars. They can't even spring for a $80 moving truck. We break our backs and get the privilage to be their friends. Oh how ever would they get along without their friends.
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cock sock

A small cloth sock worn by male actors in movie love scenes that show a lot of skin.
Robert Downey Jr. was forced to wear a cock sock for the love scene because the actress didn't want his druggy penis near her vagina.
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willing father

A small group of wierd guys that actually want a kid as opposed to being to forced to have one by a bitch.
John just didn't want to fuck but actually wanted the time and money wasting responsibility of having a smelly kid to raise.
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fuckle

A term for comedy sex that combines fuck and chuckle. Usually involves the exchange of comedic talk, sounds, and laughter during sex.
Jack and Jill had quite a funny fuckle as they exchanged crazy sounds with each other while making goofy faces.
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chuck norris

America's premier ass kicking artist since the early 1960's.
Even at age 63 Chuck Norris can kick any guys ass in the US of A and most of the world and beyond!
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Martha Stewart

A sweet old rich bitch I would like to screw and get money from.
I had sex with Martha Stewart and now I have access to the petty cash.
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