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When a sesh soldier is absolutely at the end of their tether and simply cannot handle any more shenanigans, they are Melted
'Come on son, get a another Scottish handshake down you!'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'
by Dr. Novice October 04, 2019

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A swig of hard liquor straight from the bottle, preferably before midday.
Mate, pass us the old Scottish handshake, I'm melting
by Dr. Novice October 04, 2019

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A person who seems like a sesh warrior, yet morning after morning can be found sprawling on the grass, absolutely melted
'Hey snowman it's 10am, get a Scottish handshake down ya, don't melt away again!'
by Dr. Novice October 04, 2019

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When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.
'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'
by Dr. Novice October 04, 2019

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When a woman 'accidentally' leaves a small belonging at a mans house in order to have an excuse to return in the future.

Prime examples are jewellery and hair tying devices.
Man this girl is definitely seeding me, I found a tube of lipstick down the couch and her lucky bracelet under my bed.
by Dr. Novice April 19, 2018

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When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.
'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'
by Dr. Novice October 04, 2019

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Asian slur against Euro types, making fun of their unusually large eyes and possible naivete.
Hey Soon-Yi look at those wide-eyes, that dish is definitely not gluten free haha
by Dr. Novice April 02, 2021

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