muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 02, 2020

Hypochristian

The person who goes to church, claims a claim for redemption. Begs forgiveness from

THE LORD. Gives shit tons of money and support to the church. Then proceeds all week to shit on his fellow man. This includes all the bullshit this person spins
to down others and further their prestige with Jesus.

Hypochristians are also extortionists as they use their brotherhood in church like a mafia
against others.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde July 28, 2024

Nork

Pronoun, the ignorant kid in class that rats on everyone over stupid shit and can't understand why no one likes him.

Watch what you're saying today everybody. Mike the Nork is coming down the hall.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde August 29, 2019

church whore

Any woman who was a young prostitute and now behaves holier than thou ,but fails to realize everyone in church knows she sucked more cock than Linda Lovelace.

The priest said"" Get Sarah the church whore to help with the bake sale, she's good at selling things.""

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde June 26, 2019

hunkaroo

Hunkaroo is another name for a ground hog, woodchuck,or whistle pig. It is a rodent in the squirrel family known as marmots. Hunkaroos are wiley keen eyed critters .

Lauri Lynn shouted from the backseat,"
Hunkaroo Daddy Hunkaroo look look it's a Hunkaroo!"

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde October 31, 2020

shwanzwater

Adjective, When beer in a keg goes bad and tastes like piss.

Dude that party sucked Saturday night .They only had one keg and it was shwanzwater.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde August 29, 2019

Coedvid-19

The hot chick in your freshman year English class that has already done a porno movie.

Dude, that girl that sits by the window in
English is a babe. You mean Coedvid-19 ?
Stop by my dorm and I will give you her video. Her video? Yeah, her video!

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde April 22, 2020