Peloser

The Peloser cried when Donald Trump was reelected.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 28, 2020
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Coronafool

The fucking idiots on this earth that actually thought Coronavirus had something to do with tainted Mexican beer.
Man, this coronavirus outbreak is more serious than I thought. Yeah , you Coronafool.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde April 02, 2020
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muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes
Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 02, 2020
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Petunia polecat

Pronoun, The homely obese stripper that constantly annoys you and drives away all the good looking strippers. This skank has no place in a strip club. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT tip this beast.
It will try to follow you home.
Dude, I will never go to that club again. It was full of Petunia polecats.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde August 29, 2019
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Sherlockabitch

Adjective, Any cop that gets knocked on his ass by a woman.
Sherlockabitch met his match when he shoved Mindi at the bar.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde May 29, 2019
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Pitfag

Pitfag, A dog who is mean as fuck to his own brother. A dog which would bite the nuts of his own brother. A dog which was also his brothers bitch. This definition describes both brothers.
But snuggle at night and at times groom each other . When one leaves the premises the other barks to the point of 13 barking dog tickets. A dog who will confront an enemy and have his brothers back.A dog that is dachshund and black and tan coon hound!
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde went hunting the other night. They treed 6 raccoons. After that they fell asleep in the truck box, spooning.Fuckin Pitfags!
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde December 03, 2019
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Hypochristian

The person who goes to church, claims a claim for redemption. Begs forgiveness from

THE LORD. Gives shit tons of money and support to the church. Then proceeds all week to shit on his fellow man. This includes all the bullshit this person spins
to down others and further their prestige with Jesus.
Hypochristians are also extortionists as they use their brotherhood in church like a mafia
against others.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde July 28, 2024
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