(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).
by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009
(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank
by Dr Merkin October 13, 2008
(n)An aboriginal person who drinks a lot of beer. From abo (sl. aboriginal) and slab (a 24 can box of beer)
by Dr Merkin October 13, 2008
Noun: the practice of cunnilingus from the rear approach, ie with the woman on hands and knees, butt facing the licker, and the licking directed to the vagina, usually meaning the nose of the licker becomes lodged in the anus. May progress to anilingus, if the smell and feel appeals.
I was gonna do Donna doggy style but decided to lick her muff from the back and my nose got stuck right in her ripe butt hole
Man you have experienced noseinringlingus!
Man you have experienced noseinringlingus!
by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009
The uncontrolled and unfettered uttering of profanities.
by Dr Merkin October 13, 2008
by Dr Merkin May 23, 2015
(n) The practice of rinsing the vaginal vault with a carbonated beverage, such as a cola drink. The can or bottle is usually agitated vigorously post coitus, and the ensuing spray is directed towards the vaginal opening. In the 1950s, prior to availability of the oral contraceptive pill, this was considered a form of birth control, and Coca cola was thought to have some spermicidal properties. Referred to in the song "Coca Cola Douche" by 60s New York band, The Fugs.
by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009