Phantom of the Workplace

Just as with the Phantom of the Opera, you would like to unmask this workplace thief who is always pilfering something.
The elusive and mentally unstable Phantom of the Workplace has apparently lifted all of my tampons from my drawer last night!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
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sphincterama

A word used to describe a spectacular display of anuses, either actually or metaphorically.
There’s this amazing group photo I’ve kept of all of my ex-office mates, that includes everyone from the CEO to every last underling that worked there, at one of our seriously debauched annual holiday parties, which I’ve simply and aptly titled, “Sphincterama.”
by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2022
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born day before yesterday

Slang sarcastic term for when a person doesn’t know much but does know something.
You know, I wasn’t exactly born yesterday, I was born day before yesterday!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021
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golden years

Those later years when you are always tired, your hair is falling out, your vision is failing and you can’t fuck.
The golden years have come at last, the golden years can kiss my ass.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 09, 2019
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prison dog

Slang for a man who’s been incarcerated for so long he begins to do things like mark territory on the yard and ravenously wolf down other people’s food when they’re not looking.
That prison dog took a big dump on the track the other day wearing this wide, weird canine smile!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 04, 2020
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Tunatard

Someone who is always eating tuna at work and insensitively subjecting coworkers to the nauseating odor.
She is a straight-up tunatard with absolutely no social awareness whatsoever!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 02, 2019
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National Detrumpification

The huge task that America now must take on in order to truly face and extrude what underlies the deeply invasive cancer of racism, sexism, homophobia and xenophobia the trumpmachine so efficiently fueled.
Let National Detrumpification begin!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 07, 2020
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