Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

trumptrauma 

That familiar feeling of impending doom where your stomach flips and your hands and feet go cold as your heart is nearly pounding out of your chest over anything this Cluster B buffoon might say or do.

I knew that my trumptrauma was still very much with me as I found myself nearly losing consciousness during the ex-Criminal in Chief’s limp announcement that he will be running for President once again.

trumptrauma by Dr Bunnygirl November 16, 2022

Ron DeSanctimonious 

The Trumpster’s rather silly and cumbersome nickname for DeSantis, intended to be disparaging, after DeSantis emerged as golden, post the 2022 mid-term elections.

2024 will give me my glorious victory and Ron DeSanctimonious will be the disloyal and pathetic loser that he clearly is.

Ron DeSanctimonious by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2022

mypillowization

A term used to describe the sad and steady diminishing of intellect and reasoning occurring in many Republican sectors.

Watching the mypillowization of family members is probably the hardest pill to swallow of all.

mypillowization by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2022

dogshitfucker 

The penultimate and most foul insult you could sling.

You, sir, are a most accomplished dogshitfucker and I firmly believe you would take the blue ribbon.

dogshitfucker by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2022

dogshitdick 

An insult to beat other foul insults, usually slung at a person who is a pathetic example of a person, one whom you may imagine could fuck dog shit in a moment of quiet desperation.

Hey dogshitdick, what’s happening, man?

dogshitdick by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2022

Turd Alchemy 

An unproven, purely theoretical construct that the psychological disorder known as Golden Turd Syndrome is based on, which is the idea that one’s shits are “golden” and that one is a human god and therefore can do no wrong and should not be confined by the laws that apply to others.

Turd Alchemy is the underlying irrational and pervasive pseudoscientific delusion responsible for the ongoing deification of Trump and his cronies by so many of today’s Republicans.

Turd Alchemy by Dr Bunnygirl September 22, 2022

Zen farting 

A particular manner of passing gas that encourages the farter to “step into the fart” with a sense of openness and joy while remaining emotionally detached from the experience itself.

I watched in wonder as my handsome husband deftly demonstrated some especially incredible moments of Zen farting for our rabbits and me immediately after we sold our motorcycles.

Zen farting by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2022