Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

trumpfest

One of them thar’ MAGA rallies where everyone responds in a Pavlovian manner to whatever the Commander in Cheat reels out into the crowd, no matter how inane or fragmented it may be.

Instead of brown shirts, we wear our red shirts and caps to the trumpfest and get this incredible feeling of “belonging,” something that most of us have never felt before!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

winetalker

A person who will talk freely on just about anything when under the influence.

I wouldn’t tell an important secret to that sorry fucker under any circumstances, he’s an inveterate winetalker!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

blame artist

A person who is so adept at blaming others for their own behavior or reality that those who are blamed have no awareness of it at all.

She is a well-practiced blame artist who impugns as easily as she breathes.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

trumpstance

The glowering stare and leaning-forward body language of the 45th President of the US when he seeks to bully other heads of state.

When a journalist asked the Italian Prime Minister about the questionable outcome of the recent G7 summit, as they stood at adjacent podiums in the White House, assuming trumpstance was second nature for the Mobster in Chief.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2018

Mike Dense

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.

And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

The Petri State

A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.

With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

fart collective

When a group of highly flatulent people dedicate themselves to emitting the most repugnant fart cloud humanly possible.

Members of the fart collective were recently found dining at Mar-A-Lago on black beans, anchovies and Brussels sprouts, patiently awaiting the arrival of the Guest of Honor.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019