Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

smells like cow ass 

A childlike and less offensive way of suggesting that something might be bullshit.

Oh Dad, that totally smells like cow ass!

smells like cow ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

pimpathon 

An event organized to raise money for incarcerated pimps who, once inside, will need help supporting their extended and often very large families who are still on the street.

I’ve convinced the Warden that we should sponsor an annual celebrity star-studded pimpathon once a year at the Fairgrounds.

pimpathon by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

microasshole

Someone who is an asshole, but barely so.

He demonstrated at our first staff meeting that he had already reached microasshole status in the minds of many.

microasshole by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

micromigraine

A very slight, almost imperceptible migraine.

She teetered on the edge of a micromigraine just thinking about anything that is job-related.8

micromigraine by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

microcrapping 

That surprise phenomenon when you fart but then accidentally pass a tiny little turd at the same time.

Microcrapping is not typically a subject that folks wish to discuss.

microcrapping by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

Donald’s Dead Friends Society 

A growing club of sorts that will probably be quite large by the end of 45’s presidency.

Poor doomed Jeffrey; he knew he would go down in history as one of the first widely publicized members of Donald’s Dead Friends Society.

Donald’s Dead Friends Society by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

suicide behind Barr

A “suicide” that takes place under the watch of United States Attorney General William Barr.

Epstein has become too dangerous to those at the top with the most to lose; suicide behind Barr is their only option.

suicide behind Barr by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019